Chris Christie Spotted On Beach Following Debate Debacle

Presidential hopeful Chris Christie was spotted on the beach today relaxing and gloating after his recent debate debacle. “Sloppy Chris” as he is sometimes referred went viral after his attempt at humor during the debate. The chubby comedian referred to Donald Trump as “Donald Duck”.

The former Governor of New Jersey, Christie looked into the camera and smugly joked, “Donald Duck”. Christie expected the crowd to erupt as if he was Eddie Murphy on Def Comedy Jam. But instead of raucous laughter Christie was greeted with a few moans and multiple hecklers shouting fat jokes.

Fatty McButterpants

Trump responded on social media the next day with a few “Sloppy Chris” comments, assorted donut jokes, and a couple of fat jokes before ending with calling Christie, “Fatty McButterpants”. Christie then replied with, “Oh yeah, well you are Donald Rump, Ronald Bump, Trondald Dump”.

People from all persuasions were mocking Chris on social media. It appears that we may have found the one subject that everyone can agree on. Apparently everyone from the left, right and in between can come together and agree to hate Chris Christie. 

Chris Christie On Beach

Christie immediately went on vacation to lick his wounds. He was spotted on the beach and photographed in a tight speedo slathering sunscreen on using a paint roller. Evidently, that is the only way he can reach his back and his staff refused the job. Once again the world took to social media to mock the rotund politician. 

Morris Eiden joked, “Is that sunscreen or donut glaze he is slathering on with the paint roller”. Other jokes and comments include: “He took his pants to the dry cleaners and they said we don’t do curtains”, “When Christie goes camping the bears hide their food from him”, “Christie’s A$$ gets 3 electoral votes”, and “Someone should build a wall in front of Christie’s refrigerator”.

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