Chiefs Fans Secretly Hope Team Loses So Taylor Swift Goes Away
In a shocking turn of events, Kansas City Chiefs fans confessed that they secretly hope their team loses just so Taylor Swift goes away. The fans were polled as they left the stadium following their teams win over the Buffalo Bills. By an overwhelming margin, 98% of fans wished the Chiefs would lose. The other 2% were undecided.
Chiefs player Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have been dating for the past few months. Swift has been an annoying feature at every Chiefs game since the two corporate entities merged. After every play, the camera pans over to Swift to see her reaction. Usually she is doing something very cringey.
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The fans have grown to hate Swift so much that they now wish their own team loses. This is unheard of in the world of sports. Die hard Chiefs fans are now wishing and hoping their own team loses rather than have to watch Kelce and Swift. The couple’s embarrassing displays have often caused fans to vomit at the games.
The hate has now reached such an all time high that fans would rather the Chiefs lose than put up with any further Swift shenanigans. One fan commented, “Honestly, I would rather we lose now and not go to the Super Bowl. Can you imagine how much BS and coverage we will have to deal with in the week leading up to the big game. Then every 5 seconds the camera will be on Taylor. I can’t deal with that, I would rather watch The Ravens in peace and eat some wings.”
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Fan Mike McCormick yelled, “I hate this, did you see Kelce making the heart hand signal after catching a touch down? It was so fruity that I almost wished he dropped the ball. This is a team I have been following for 50 years. Last week she was doing some cringe dance in the suite. Then to make matters worse it even rubbed off on Kelce’s brother. The bear was drinking bud light and acting like a moron. How much more can I take?”
Fan after fan expressed the same sentiments over and over. Timothy Peters stated, “Actually it would have been better if Travis were gay. He could be dating some cool guy or something at least. This has to stop and if they are still dating next year or get married, I am switching teams.” At this point, Peters pooped on a picture of Swift and chased the pollster around the parking lot.
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