Cher Marries Dog That Looks Like Gregg Allman

Cher’s publicist has confirmed that the star has officially married her dog. Cher claims the dog named, ‘Little Gregg”, contains the spirit of her deceased ex husband, Gregg Allman. 

The couple were married in a private ceremony this weekend in Gibraltar near Spain. The wedding was officiated by Donny Osmond wearing his technicolor dream coat. Guests included David Geffen, Tom Hanks, Oprah and Mike Tyson. Cher’s children Chazz and Elijah Blue were the best men and Madonna was the maid of honor. 

“When I first got the dog, he looked nothing like Gregg” said Cher, “but one night, it was a dark and stormy night, the wind blew open the window while “Midnight Rider” came on the radio.  The dog was howling and acting weird. The next morning, the dog completely changed and looked like Gregg Allman. I knew at that time that Gregg’s spirit had entered the dog.”

“Little Gregg” has been contacted by former Allman Brothers guitarist Dicky Betts and they are planning on getting the band back together and doing a tour this summer. “That dog can’t talk of course” said Betts, “but he can howl in perfect pitch. He has great instinct and I am looking forward to touring the states again. I can see Gregg when I look into his eyes. It’s a miracle.”

Unfortunately 9 hours after the wedding, “Little Gregg” had taken up with the widow next door and was using hard drugs. Cher stated that they are currently separated but are working on their relationship and requests privacy during this trying time.