CDC Issues Warning: Casual Contact with Mick Jagger Causes Pregnancy

Multiple women have reported that they gave birth to Mick Jagger’s child after coming into contact with the legendary Rocker. The Center for Disease Control is concerned Jagger’s sperm could be airborne.

Veronica Guarante, 27, claims she got pregnant by Mick Jagger after accidentally bumping into him in the street. “I was walking down 57th Street in NYC, when Mick came out of a Hotel and bumped right into me. It was my fault as I was on my phone and not paying attention. He was quite the gentleman and apologized and helped me up. It was not until the next day, that my Mom explained the danger of being too close to Mick Jagger. She rushed me to Urgent Care, where the doctor confirmed I was indeed pregnant. 9 months later little ‘Claude’ arrived.” 

In another case, Shirley Zhao, 76, claims she got pregnant after standing too close to Mick Jagger in a crowded Elevator in Taiwan. Shirley explained through an interpreter that she had no idea who Mick Jagger was and that all she did was stand next to him on an elevator and bam, 9 months later, little ‘Bung Chuk’ was born. 

Mick may have gotten a third woman pregnant that dialed his cell phone number by mistake. If you have had any contact with Jagger, the CDC urge you to seek medical care at once. 

Paternity tests have proven the women’s claims. This will make 27 known children for Mick by 28 different women. Jagger has also 56 Grand kids and 13 Great Grandkids.