NFL To Play ‘Me So Horny’ By 2 Live Crew Before Every Game
‘Me So Horny’, the controversial 1989 rap song by ‘2 Live Crew’, is expected to be performed live or played...
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Iron Maiden Singer Bruce Dickinson Wins Gold Medal in Fencing For Team Britain
Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson won the gold medal in fencing for Great Britain by defeating defending champion Boris Nabakov...
Singer Steven Tyler Wins Silver Medal for Trampoline
Steven Tyler, Lead Singer of the band Aerosmith made a surprising showing at the Summer Olympics in Paris, winning the...
Joey Chestnut Leaves Giant Turd On Nathan’s Doorstep To Protest Ban
Joey Chestnut Nathan's Ban Update. Chestnut got the ultimate revenge on Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Restaurant in Coney Island. Joey...
Ahead of Bronx Rally, Trump Announces Aaron Judge As VP Pick
In a move that has left both political analysts and baseball fans scratching their heads, Donald Trump announced today that...
Maynard James Keenan Dominates At Kids Jiu Jitsu Tournament
In a surprising turn of events at the annual Kid's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Extravaganza, rock icon Maynard James Keenan, known...
Pete Rose Genitals Tased During Melee at Baseball Hall of Fame!
Cooperstown NY - MLB Hits Leader was tased on his genitals as he was attempting to force his way into...
Usher To Perform With AC/DC at Super Bowl Halftime Show
Ladies and germs, football fans and rock enthusiasts, brace yourselves for the most electrifying Super Bowl Halftime Show of all...
49ers QB Brock Purdy Now Dating Lizzo
San FranCisco 49ers Quarterback Brock Purdy is dating pop star Lizzo. In what appears to be a strategic move that...
Ravens Steal Chiefs Mascot “Taylor”: Rescued Just in Time For Big Game
The Baltimore Ravens are in hot water for stealing the Kansas City Chiefs mascot “Taylor Swift”. The incident occurred right...
Chiefs Fans Secretly Hope Team Loses So Taylor Swift Goes Away
In a shocking turn of events, Kansas City Chiefs fans confessed that they secretly hope their team loses just so...
NY Giants QB Tommy Devito & Agent Lost in Pine Barrens
New York Giants Quarterback Tommy Devito and his agent Sean Stellato got lost in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey....
Lebron James Accused of Peering Over Bathroom Stalls At Local Eatery
Was basketball star Lebron James peering over bathroom stalls? A patron complained to restaurant management that a large fellow was...
New DNA Evidence Proves Sara Gilbert is Patrick Mahomes Mom
Groundbreaking DNA evidence has emerged, revealing that actress Sara Gilbert is, in fact, the biological mother of football sensation Patrick...
Mick Jagger Wins NYC Marathon! Sets New Record!
It must be true that a Rolling Stone gathers no moss! 70 or 80 something year old Rocker Mick Jagger...
Rihanna Gives Birth After Super Bowl Performance
Rihanna pulled off one of the greatest surprise pregnancy announcements of all time. During her halftime show performance, RiRi exposed...
Breaking: Chris Brown Will Join Rihanna & Slap Her Silly On Stage
Rihanna will be performing during this year’s super bowl half time show. Rumors are swirling concerning who will join her...
Roger Waters to Fight David Gilmour During Super Bowl Halftime Show
This fight has been years in the making. We all knew it was going to happen and now it finally...
Anthony Kiedis To Host UFC New “Underwear Hammer Fight Club”
The first rule of Underwear Hammer Fight Club is you do not talk about Underwear Hammer Fight Club. With that...
Horn Dog Bernie Sanders Spotted at Dodgers Game
Bernie Sanders was spotted interacting with some fans recently at the Los Angeles Dodgers game. The Senator from Vermont who...
Keith Richards Appears on Cover of Wheaties Cereal Box
Rolling Stone Keith Richards appears on the cover of Wheaties for the cereal brands’s 100th and 101st anniversary celebration honoring...
Alice Cooper Dons Mini Skirt & Wins Ladies Golf Tournament
Rocker Alice Cooper put on a mini skirt and won the Women’s British Open golf tournament. Alice is an excellent...
Joey Chestnut Breaks Record For Largest Turd After Eating 62 Hot Dogs
Competitive eating phenom Joey Chestnut captured his 15th title on July 4th at the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. Interestingly,...
Yankees Name Joey Gallo as New Team Captain
In a surprising move, the New York Yankees announced today that they have named outfielder Joey Gallo as the new...
Johnny Knoxville, Jackass & Eric Andre To Headline 2023 Super Bowl Halftime Show
In a shocking departure from the usual musical acts, the NFL has announced today that Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass...
Janet Jackson’s Right Boob Breaks Silence On Infamous Wardrobe Malfunction
Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake shocked the world in 2004 when they performed at halftime for Super Bowl XXXVIII. Jackson’s...
Ted Nugent to Fight Bon Jovi on New Years Eve!
Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang! Its gonna be a Stranglehold This New Years Eve when Ted Nugent will fight Jon...
Man Gets Alcohol Poisoning After Challenging Michael Jordan to Beer Pong
A man was hospitalized with severe alcohol poisoning after challenging former NBA superstar Michael Jordan, to a game of Beer...
Olympic Race Walker Euthanized After Twisting Ankle
Tokyo - A Chinese race walker was euthanized after spraining his right ankle in the men’s 20 km event. Lee...
Stevie Wonder Wins Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest
In a shocking upset, Vegan Stevie Wonder won the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating contest. The heavy favorite to win,...
