James Hetfield is Dating Lorena Bobbitt
James Hetfield of Metallica is dating Lorena Bobbitt. Yes, Hetfield the iconic metal singer/guitarist is dating the infamous Bobbitt. The...
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Sir Brian May Has Extreme Makeover After Being Knighted
Queen co-founder and guitarist Brian May showed off his new look today. Sir Brian Harold May, was recently knighted and...
Ronnie James Dio Statue Cries Tears of Blood Drawing Crowds in Bulgaria
Heavy Metal fans are flocking to pray at the feet of a Ronnie James Dio statue in Bulgaria after it...
FDNY Rescues Dee Snider from Howard Sterns Chimney
Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider had to be rescued from a chimney in New York City by the Fire Department....
Mick Jones Can’t Name Any Members of Foreigner Past or Present
Mick Jones, longtime guitarist for the band Foreigner, admits that he never bothered to learn the names of his bandmates....
Family Finds Angus Young Asleep in Their Nativity Scene Manger
A New Jersey family was shocked when they found AC/DC guitarist Angus Young sleeping in the manger of their Nativity...
Dweezil Officially Changes Name to ‘Frank Zappa’!
In another effort to destroy the legacy of his genius father, and circumvent the Zappa family legal battles, Dweezil Zappa has officially...
Chris Robinson: I Divorced Kate Hudson for Listening to John Mayer Music
Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson finally revealed the real reason he and Kate Hudson got divorced. During an interview on...
Keith Richards Long Lost Brother Releases New Tell All Book
Claude Richards has a brother named Keith, and Keith is one of the most famous musicians in the world. Claude...
John Mellencamp Gets Head Stuck in Escalator in NYC
In a bizarre incident, musician John Mellencamp got his head stuck in an escalator while in New York City. The...
Elton John Announces 4 Year Farewell Tour of Twitter
Never one to leave quietly, Elton John announced today that he will return to Twitter for a four year farewell....
Bruce Springsteen is New Spokesperson for Peyronie’s Disease
Bruce Springsteen has confirmed that he is the new spokesperson for Peyronie’s Disease. Springsteen told Howard Stern that he has...
Nancy Pelosi Recreates Sharon Stone Basic Instinct Scene During Press Conference
In a bizarre move, Nancy Pelosi recreated the infamous Sharon Stone scene from the movie Basic Instinct following her press...
Man Posing as Dave Grohl Fleeces Women Out of Cash & Love
A Turkish Man, Ahmet Akbas, has been arrested for posing as rock star Dave Grohl and fleecing women out of...
John Mayer Replaces Mick Mars in Motley Crue
Just one day after Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars announced his retirement from touring with Motley Crue, the band has...
Flea Rejects Long Time Nickname, Demands To Be Called Michael
Red Hot Chili Peppers bass player Flea has rejected his long time nickname and wants to be called by his...
Paul Simon Creates Robot Twin That Sings Like Garfunkel But Does Not Speak
Paul Simon shocked fans today when he revealed a lifelike robot that can sing exactly like his former singing partner...
David Lee Roth Attempts Split Gets Impaled on Mic Stand
Singer David Lee Roth ended up in a precarious situation after he attempted to recreate his famous Van Halen split....
Bruce Pees Pants in Public & Becomes New Depends Spokesman
Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi shared a photo of themselves enjoying an ice cream cone together in New Jersey....
Robert Plant Cuts Long Locks, Debuts New Hipster Look
Rocker Robert Plant showed off his fabulous new look today and the internet went wild. The Led Zeppelin singer cut...
Australians Petition to Put Angus Young on Currency Replacing Queen Elizabeth
Fans in Australia have started a petition to get the country to feature AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young on the $5...
Sting Struck By Lightning, Loses Eyebrows
English musician Sting aka Gordon Sumner was struck by lightning. The bad news is that he lost his eyebrows, but...
Scientists Clone Insect Using Lemmy’s DNA
Scientists in Halifax, Nova Scotia have successfully cloned an insect using the DNA of legendary rocker Lemmy. A team from...
Madonna Beats & Keeps Intruder as Sex Slave, Feeding Him Only Viagra
A burglar picked the wrong mansion and the wrong Queen of Pop to mess with. Nigel Bellows broke into Madonna’s...
Eddie Vedder Gets Stuck in Portable Toilet for 12 Hours
Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder was having a great night, but then it turned crappy real fast. Vedder found himself...
Carlos Santana Mistaken For Migrant Taken Into Custody in Martha’s Vineyard
Guitarist Carlos Santana was mistaken for a migrant and was taken into custody. The Evil Ways musician was rounded up...
Dave Mustaine Shows Off New Metallica Tattoo
The internet went crazy after Megadeth guitarist Dave Mustaine showed off his new embarrassing Metallica tattoo. The tattoo is poorly...
The Queen’s Will Names Ozzy Osbourne New King of England
After Queen Elizabeth passed away at age 96, Prince Charles assumed he would take over as King. Hold on Charlie,...
Bruce Springsteen Wears Woody Allen Costume to Prank Mia Farrow
Bruce Springsteen is Woody Allen. The internet erupted after a photo of Bruce Springsteen revealed that he looks just like...
Man Claims Paul McCartney Has Been Following Him Since 1964
Paul McCartney Following Man. A British man claims that Sir Paul McCartney has been following him constantly since 1964. Nigel...
