New DNA Evidence Proves Guy From ABBA is Lars Ulrich’s Father
Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich was shocked recently when DNA evidence proved that the guy from ABBA is his father. After...
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Gene Simmons Campaigns To Be Bud Light’s New Spokesperson
Musician Gene Simmons is campaigning aggressively to be named the new Bud Light Spokesperson. Simmons donned a wig, makeup and...
Steven Van Zandt Shows Off New Beach Bod in Tiny Speedo
Musician Steven Van Zandt took to social media to show off his hot new beach body. In the post Steven...
After Backlash Bud Light Announces New Spokesmodels: Sheneneh & Wanda
Bud Light announces that Sheneneh and Wanda will be their new beer spokesmodels. After a huge backlash over their last...
Lizzo Joins Fleetwood Mac to Replace Christine McVie
Fleetwood Mac made a startling announcement today, Lizzo joins Fleetwood Mac. The band released a statement that Lizzo is officially...
Ace Frehley & Paul Stanley Come To Blows On NYC Street
The feud between Ace Frehley & Paul Stanley turned violent. The former KISS band mates came to blows on a...
Ace Frehley Reveals First Shocking Secret About Paul Stanley
Guitarist Ace Frehley reveals a shocking secret about his former KISS band mate, Paul Stanley. Ace was angry about comments...
Brian May: “Queen is Much Better w Adam Lambert Than Freddie Mercury”
Queen guitarist Brian May declared today that Adam Lambert is a better singer than Freddie Mercury. May stunned fans all...
Metallica is Now Selling Fully Functional Lars Ulrich Toilets
A plumber/artist from Florida has designed and built a fully functional Lars Ulrich toilet. Metallica loved the toilet so much...
Mariah Carey Song Shatters Woman’s Glasses Scratching Her Cornea
A woman from Portland, Oregon claims that while listening to a Mariah Carey song, the high notes caused her eye...
Miley Cyrus Claims Steven Tyler is Her Father
Singer Miley Cyrus claims that Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler is her father. Miley was reading an article online by...
Iron Maiden Singer Bruce Dickinson Lands Plane After Pilot Faints on Southwest Flight
Heavy Metal Singer Bruce Dickinson saved the day when he jumped into action after a Southwest Airlines pilot suffered a...
Dick Van Dyke Crash Caused By Frantic Attempt to Turn Off Bon Jovi on Radio
Legendary actor Dick Van Dyke was involved in a car accident in Malibu, California. Police responded to a call of...
Carmine Appice & Nikki Sixx Come to Blows on L.A Street
Fists were flying as drummer Carmine Appice and Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx came to blows on a Los Angeles...
Mick Mars vs Motley Crue Feud: Huge Brawl Breaks Out At Waffle House
The recent very public feud between Mick Mars and his former band mates of Motley Crue turned ugly. A huge...
Brian May Almost Circumcised During Royal Sword Mishap: Risque Underpants Exposed
Brian May officially has a new title. The Queen guitarist was knighted by King Charles at Buckingham Palace. Unfortunately a mishap occurred as King...
Man Freed After Lawyers Argue Beastie Boys Fought For His Right to Party
A New Jersey man was freed after his lawyers successfully used the little known Beastie Boys defense. The defendant Ryan...
New Study: Frantically Turning Off Bon Jovi Music is #1 Cause of Car Crashes
A new study has determined that the leading cause of car crashes nationwide is drivers frantically turning off Bon Jovi...
Billy Idol Rushed to ER After Lip Gets Stuck in Permanent Sneer
Rocker Billy Idol was rushed to the Emergency Room after his lip got stuck into a permanent sneer. Idol is...
Scientists Build Doomsday Vault to Protect Keith Richards
Deep in the bowels of an icy mountain on an island above the Arctic Circle between Norway, the North Pole...
Lynyrd Skynyrd Must Change Name After Leonard Skinner Jr Lawsuit
Legendary rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd must change their name following a lawsuit by Leonard Skinner Junior. Skynyrd named their band...
Rock Royalty Marry at Who’s Next Monolith. Pete & Roger Pee On It As Gift
The Who’s drummer Keith Moon surely was pleased with recent events. Moon’s granddaughter Soleil married Roger Daltrey’s grandson Basil. The...
Nick Cannon Impregnates Billie Holiday
- By Claudia Stavola - Even though Billie Holiday has been dead since 1959, lothario Nick Cannon has managed to...
Ice-T Uses Coco as Flotation Device After Boat Sinks in Florida
Rapper Ice-T was very fortunate his wife Coco was with him when his boat sank off the coast of Florida....
See Shocking Photo of Howard Stern Caught Without Wig
The debate whether Shock Jock Howard Stern wears a wig has split his fans for many years. Half the fans...
Balloon Over NYC Turns Out to be Joy Behar’s Underpants
Reports of a spy balloon spotted over New York City turned out to be Joy Behar’s underpants. The giant bloomers...
Sammy Hagar Wakes Up in Tub of Ice with Kidney Missing
Rocker Sammy Hagar claims that he woke up in a bathtub filled with ice and in incredible pain. There was...
Pamela Anderson Accuses Tommy Lee of Flashing Her in New Memoir
Pamela Anderson has a new memoir and it contains a lot of made up salacious details about her life and career in...
Ronnie Van Zant Slept with Neil Young’s Wife Causing Feud
A long lost interview with Lynyrd Skynyrd singer Ronnie Van Zant, alleges that the feud between himself and Neil Young...
10 Year Old Wins Science Fair By Proving Jon Bon Jovi is a Douche
When science fair time comes around, fourth graders tend to take on modest projects: They compare plant fertilizers, for example,...
