Keith Richards Thwarts Carjacking: Subdues Assailants For Police
Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards recently demonstrated that not even mortal threats can stop him. Richards, known for his...
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DNA Evidence Proves Van Morrison & Jim Morrison Are Brothers
Breaking News: DNA evidence reveals Van Morrison and Jim Morrison are brothers. The legendary musical gene pool runs deep. In...
Taylor Swift Buys Toilet That Elvis Presley Died On For $2.7 Mil At Auction
Taylor Swift Buys The Elvis Presley Toilet. The toilet that Elvis Presley died on, sold at an auction recently for...
Human Skeletal Remains Found In Axl Rose’s Backyard
Human Skeletal Remains Found In Axl Rose’s Backyard? It was an unusual Sunday for one Indiana neighborhood, as police cars...
Kid Rock Claims Drinking Bud Light Was Research For New Book
Kid Rock was spotted drinking a Bud Light recently. He claims it was research for a new book that he...
Britney Spears Is Dating Pete Davidson
Britney Spears and Pete Davidson? The internet is running wild with rumors, allegations and innuendos. Social media is abuzz about...
Madonna’s Eye Pops Out After Plastic Surgery Pulls Skin Too Tight
‘Eye-conic’ Pop Star Madonna's eye pops out after one too many plastic surgeries. Madge, in her quest for eternal youth...
Rihanna, A$AP Rocky, Chris Brown Involved in Delivery Room Brawl
The delivery room became the stage for a wild donnybrook as Rihanna, Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky and assorted family members...
Jagger & Richards Statues Removed Following Complaints
The statues of rock legends Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were unceremoniously removed from their hallowed pedestals after just one...
Lizzo is New Spokesperson For Chiquita Bananas
Lizzo is the new spokesperson for Chiquita bananas. Following the controversy surrounding Lizzo and the allegations made by her backup...
James Hetfield is Dating Sophie Trudeau, Estranged Wife of Justin Trudeau
Metallica frontman James Hetfield is dating Sophie Trudeau. She is the estranged wife of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Just...
Glenn Danzig Denied From Theme Park After Failing Height Requirement
Rocker Glenn Danzig was barred from enjoying the rides at a local carnival after failing to meet the height requirement....
John Mayer Buys Jerry Garcia’s Severed Finger At Auction For $1.7 Million
John Mayer and Jerry Garcia have a lot in common. Guitarist John Mayer bought Jerry Garcia’s severed finger today at...
J-Lo & Ben Afleck Purchase Bible Signed By Jesus For $1.7 Million
Jennifer Lopez and hubby Ben Afleck have purchased what they believe to be a first edition Bible, signed by Jesus...
Madonna Is New Spokesperson For Life Alert
Pop Icon Madonna has been announced as the new spokesperson for Life Alert. Our favorite Material Girl is stepping into...
Pete Townshend Thrown Out of Guitar Center For Smashing Guitars
In a scene reminiscent of his wild rockstar days, legendary guitarist Pete Townshend recently found himself in a bit of...
David Lee Roth Hospitalized After Eating Brown M&M’s
In a rather ironic twist, rocker David Lee Roth was hospitalized after eating brown M&M’s. The Van Halen no brown...
Sharon Osbourne Clones Ozzy: Little Ozzy’s Embark On World Tour
Sharon Osbourne has confirmed that she has indeed cloned her husband Ozzy. That’s right, we now have multiple little Ozzy’s...
Keith Richards Called In To Rescue Missing Submarine
Rock legend Keith Richards has been called in to rescue the missing submarine. Officials know when you are running out...
Paul McCartney Confirms Baby In Iconic Photo Was Elon Musk
Paul McCartney confirmed that the baby in the iconic jacket photo was none other than billionaire Elon Musk. The back...
Prince’s Love Child Comes Forward: Seeks $300 Million From Estate
A woman has come forward claiming to be Prince’s love child. Bastid hunters are investigating a 'legitimate' claim against Prince's...
Nikki Sixx Admits He Has No Idea How To Play The Bass
In a shocking turn of events, rock music fans around the globe were left bewildered and amused as iconic Mötley...
Geddy Lee Launches Spicy Only Fans Account: Breaks The Internet
Musician Geddy Lee launches a spicy new Only Fans account. Fans were buzzing with excitement after Geddy posted a risqué...
Alleged Plot To Castrate Dee Snider With Garden Shears Foiled
Authorities claim an alleged plot to castrate rocker Dee Snider with garden shears has been foiled. The former Twisted Sister...
Stevie Wonder Falls in Open Manhole in NYC: Vows to Sue
Blind musician Stevie Wonder fell into an open manhole while visiting New York City. Wonder was strolling around the city...
Alex Van Halen Unrecognizable: Living as Recluse in Sprawling Mansion
Alex Van Halen is unrecognizable and living as a complete recluse in his Hidden Hills, California mansion. Alex agreed to...
John Lydon Crashes Coronation Disguised as Meghan Markle
John Lydon Crashes Coronation. John Lydon crashed the Coronation of King Charles today disguised as Meghan Markle. Lydon’s entrance caused...
Willie Nelson Runs Into Burning House to Save His Weed
Country music star Willie Nelson has done it all musically, but he can now add hero to his long resume....
James Hetfield is Dating Newly Single Taylor Swift
Just weeks after breaking up with longtime boyfriend Joe Alwyn, Taylor Swift is now dating musician James Hetfield. Hetfield is...
Robert Smith Shows Off Sassy New Haircut
Robert Smith of The Cure took to social media today to show off his sassy new haircut. The Cure frontman...
