Elderly Groupie Found Living in Aerosmith’s Original Tour Van for 40 Years!
Groupie living in Aerosmith's van? The hosts of the History Channel’s American Pickers discovered Aerosmith's original tour van in the Western Massachusetts woodlands....
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Drake Loses Testicle in Water Park Accident!
Singer/Rapper Drake was injured in a freak accident over the weekend. Drake faced down every man's greatest fear. Evidently The...
Joni Mitchell: I Fart on My Dog to Show Dominance!
Singer and icon, Joni Mitchell, has admitted that she farts on her dogs to show dominance. "Dogs are pack animals,...
Guitar Sales Skyrocket After Guys See Wolf Van Halen’s Beautiful Wife
Wolf Van Halen's Wife has shaken the music industry. Guitar sales skyrocketed today following the wedding of Wolf Van Halen....
See Shocking Photos of Bret Michaels Without Bandana or Hat
Madhouse News has the second biggest scoop of the century. No one has ever seen rocker Bret Michaels without his...
Jon Bon Jovi Unveils New Lower Back Tattoo
Jon Bon Jovi debuted his brand new, lower back tattoo to the world today. The internet was abuzz and Bon Jovi...
Robert Plant Uses Karate Skills to Disarm Gunman
Rock legend Robert Plant used his karate skills to disarm a gunman today. A man attempting to carry out an armed...
Slash Shaves Head For Charity After Losing Bet To Pal Lenny Kravitz
Guitarist Slash known for his long luxurious curly locks and signature top hat, broke the internet today when he shared...
Adam Lambert Replaces James Hetfield in Metallica
In a shocking announcement, Metallica has announced that Adam Lambert will be replacing James Hetfield as the band's lead singer....
Justin Bieber in Hot Water For Spanking His Monkey
Justin Bieber has been blasted by animal rights organization PETA. It was reported that he was spanking his monkey in...
Pete Townshend Not Deaf! Clever Trick to Avoid Roger Daltrey’s Complaining.
In a shocking admission today Pete Townshend confessed that he has perfect hearing and was just pretending to be deaf...
Brian Jones Illegitimate Children Hold Convention in Las Vegas
Brian Jones was an original member of The Rolling Stones and quite the ladies man. It is rumored that he...
George Harrison Beats Paul McCartney Senseless OTD in 1965
On this day in 1965 The Beatles universe was rocked when George Harrison beat fellow bandmate Paul McCartney senseless. The...
George Harrison Traded His Wife To Eric Clapton For a Gibson Les Paul Guitar
Did George Harrison really trade his wife to Eric Clapton for a guitar? Eric Clapton told Madhouse News that contrary...
Balloon Over Western US Was Actually Joy Behar’s Underpants
Reports of a spy balloon spotted over the Western United States turned out to be Joy Behar’s underpants. The giant...
Bono & Roger Waters Come To Blows at Bellagio Hotel in Vegas
Roger Waters and Bono took their feud to a whole new level yesterday. The duo got into a knock down...
Tony Iommi Working As Court Bailiff To Make Ends Meet
Tony Iommi working as Court Bailiff. Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi has a new profession. The rocker has taken a...
Yoko Ono Finally Admits to Breaking Up The Beatles
Yoko admits to breaking up The Beatles. Yoko Ono, the widow of Beatle John Lennon, has finally admitted that she...
Ed Sheeran Buys Severed Arm of Def Leppard Drummer at Sick Auction!
Apparently singer Ed Sheeran has a dark side. A sick, twisted, dark side. The chubby little ginger headed singer purchased the...
Henry Rollins Working P/T as Walmart Greeter to Make Ends Meet
Henry Rollins as Walmart Greeter! Punk icon Henry Rollins was spotted working at a Walmart in Burbank, California. Rollins is...
Colorado Removes Ozzy From Rock Hall Of Fame Ballot
Colorado has declared that Ozzy Osbourne is ineligible for the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame under the infamous sanity...
Green Day Facing Backlash bc Bass Player Looks Like Putin
Punk rock band Green Day is facing a backlash due to the fact that bass player Mike Dirnt has an...
In Response To Tucker/Putin, Don Lemon Interviews Guy From Green Day
Don Lemon Interviews the guy from Green Day. That’s right, No one gets the scoop on Don. In response to...
Jimmy Page & GF Scarlett Sabet Expecting Twins
Rock legend Jimmy Page took to social media today to announce that he and his young girlfriend Scarlett Sabet are...
Hootie Led Police on Low Speed Golf Cart Chase Before Being Apprehended
Darius Rucker aka Hootie or is it Hootie aka Darius Rucker was apprehended after a low speed golf cart chase...
Bon Jovi Opens 80s Big Hair Salon in NJ
Rocker Jon Bon Jovi has opened a 1980s hair salon in his beloved New Jersey. The salon caters to big...
DNA Test Proves Sammy Hagar’s Ancestors Were Slow Drivers
Sammy Hagar's Shocking DNA Test. Van Halen rocker Sammy Hagar is the latest celebrity to uncover the hidden secrets attached...
Wolf Van Halen & David Lee Roth Come To Blows at In-N-Out Burger
Former Van Halen band mates Wolf Van Halen and David Lee Roth came to blows yesterday. The incident occurred at...
Wolf Van Halen Loses Famous ‘Frankenstrat’ Guitar on Bus
Wolfgang Van Halen lost his father’s famous guitar, known as ‘Frankenstrat’, on a Los Angeles crosstown bus. Wolfie is the son...
Neil Young Boycotts Wordle After Word Of The Day is “Trump”
Musician Neil Young announced today that he is now officially boycotting Wordle. Young explained that he was a big fan...
