Jennifer Aniston Spotted Stealing Dog Poop
In a bizarre story, Jennifer Aniston was spotted in NYC over the weekend, stealing dog poop. It was originally reported...
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Danny Bonaduce Leads Police on Low Speed Golf Cart Chase!
Former “Partridge Family” child star Danny Bonaduce was arrested by police after a low speed chase in a golf cart....
USPS Announces Serial Killer Stamps!
The USPS has announced that it will release a series of stamps showcasing our most beloved serial killers. The first...
Rob Zombie Opens Goat Yoga Studio!
Rocker Rob Zombie has opened a goat yoga studio in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Zombie owns eight goats because, well, he's...
Woodstock 50 Relocated to Uranus! Elon Musk Takes Over!
In a final last ditch effort to save the dying event, Rocketeer Elon Musk has taken control of Woodstock 50...
Matt Damon Eaten By a Dingo!
Actor Matt Damon was eaten by a Dingo in Australia! Damon is in Australia to film a movie about The Bee...
Trump to Women: No Equal Pay Until You Shovel Snow & Kill Spiders
President Trump has declared that women will never receive the same pay as men, unless they start shoveling snow and...
U.S. Bombs Canada! Revenge for ‘Loverboy’!
In a shocking move today, the U.S launched a full scale attack on Canada leveling all of the countries recording...
Phil Murphy Hands Out Marijuana Candy to Kids!
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy turned heads when he recently handed out marijuana gummies to kindergarten students. Murphy and his...
NJ Gov. Phil Murphy High on Bath Salts, Bites Security Guard at Bon Jovi Concert!
Fun turned to tragedy on Sunday, when NJ Governor Phil Murphy got carried away, literally, at the Bon Jovi concert. ...
Mike Ness Stabs Fan For Wearing Dick Cheney T Shirt!
Social Distortion frontman Mike Ness allegedly stabbed a fan during the band's recent concert. The fan, Bob Haslett, 46, claims...
Ivanka Trump! My Life as a Punk! Drugs, Crime, Chlamydia! The True Story!
Ivanka Trump recently stated that she went though a punk phase. She was laughed at and ridiculed for it, as...
Eminem Streaks Onto Mar-a-Lago!
Eminem streaks onto Mar-a-Lago. The war between Donald Trump and Eminem took an unusual turn. Apparently Eminem streaked onto the...
In a Shocking Upset Cardi B Wins Iowa Caucus
Amidst Chaos and shenanigans, backstabbing and in fighting, The Democratic Party has announced that Cardi B has won the Iowa...
Janis Joplin Soiled Underpants Sold at Auction for $1.7Million!
A pair of soiled Hanes underpants once owned by Janis Joplin was sold at auction for an incredible $1.7 million. ...
Mick Jagger Named as Chief of Cannibal Tribe in Papua New Guinea!
Mick Jagger has received many accolades and awards over his long storied career. However no one expected Mick Jagger to...
Family Of Murdered Groundhog Sues DeBlasio For $7.5 Million!
The family of slain groundhog "Charlotte" is suing Mayor Bill DeBlasio and the City of New York for $7.5 Million...
Anthony Weiner Busted Stealing Hillary Clinton’s Underpants!
Disgraced Ex Congressman, failed Mayoral Candidate, late night sexter and all around creep Anthony Weiner is at it again. After...
Ginger Baker Beats Burglars Senseless. Sodomizes 1 with Walking Stick.
Kent, England - Ginger Baker the legendary drummer of ‘Cream’ arrived home to surprise two burglars ransacking his home in...
