‘Rush’ Drummer Neil Peart Selected to Guide Santa’s Sleigh
Rush Drummer Neil Peart received a high honor today, as he was personally selected by Santa Claus to guide his...
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Gene Simmons Admits He Only Invited Peter Criss on Tour to Harvest His Organs
Earlier this year Gene Simmons stated that Peter Criss and Ace Frehley have both been invited to guest appear on...
Keith Richards Declared a Saint Before Huge Crowds in Vatican
Vatican City - Keith Richards, a Rolling Stone who devoted his life to being awesome, has been declared a saint in...
See Shocking Photos of Steven Van Zandt Without Bandana
Madhouse News has the scoop of the century. No one has ever seen Steven Van Zandt without his signature babushka....
Darlene Love Chops Down Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree
Don’t mess with Darlene Love! One day after voicing her displeasure with Brad Lachman Productions for snubbing her, Love took...
Kinks Ray Davies Stabs Brother Dave With Fork on Thanksgiving
Kinks frontman Ray Davies, stabbed his brother, Guitarist Dave Davies with a fork, during Thanksgiving dinner. Police report that Ray Davies,...
Steven Van Zandt Finds Rat Penis in His Gabagool
Musician Steven Van Zandt had the surprise of his life recently when he got his meal with a little something...
Chuck Berry Fakes Own Death Found Hiding in Applebees Women’s Bathroom Since 2017
By Courtney Cronin Dold The father of rock and roll is alive and well and even more of a sick...
David Hasselhoff Delivers Litter of Kittens While Stool-Softener Shopping in Germany.
Author: Claudia Stavola The Hoff was about to enter Kummerspeck Pharmacy when he heard high-pitched yelping from behind. Assuming it...
Man Emerges From Corn Maze After 17 Years!
Claude Von Bello has emerged after 17 years of being lost in the 63-acre corn maze at Cool Patch Pumpkins...
Dog With Human Face Dating Taylor Swift
An adorable dog with an incredibly human face has become a viral internet sensation. Hachi has caught the attention of...
Metallica Helps James Hetfield Break Out of Rehab to Finish Tour
In a brazen, Shawshank-style jailbreak, James Hetfield escaped his maximum security rehab with the aid of his fellow Metallica bandmates. Apparently,...
Medical Prostitution Now Legal in NY
Effectively immediately, doctors in New York can recommend their patients use ‘medical prostitution’ to treat anxiety, various forms of chronic pain,...
Paul McCartney Says He And John Lennon Once Tag Teamed Yoko!
In a new interview with Hustler published on Tuesday, Paul McCartney got extremely candid with the men's magazine and shared a brief anecdote about a...
James Taylor ‘Beef’ with Jackson Browne Turns Violent
The feud between elderly rockers Jackson Browne and James Taylor turned violent over the weekend. Jackson Browne was savagely jumped while...
Steve Miller Arrested For Defecating on Rock HOF!
Steve Miller was arrested for moving his bowels on the steps of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in...
Wassup Guys Farewell Tour
The Budweiser Wassup Guys are the latest icons to announce that the next tour will be their last. An extensive...
Caitlyn Jenner Sets Penis on Fire to Protest Trump’s Trans Bathroom Policy!
Caitlyn Jenner staged an usual protest Friday, as she set her penis on fire. The stunt was to protest Donald...
Meatloaf Nude in Vanity Fair Magazine
Meatloaf aka Marvin Lee Aday, who is best known for his multi platinum album 'Bat Out of Hell', has a...
Jim Morrison’s Link To Organized Crime
Despite a 10-year prison sentence for a crime he swears he didn’t commit, former Mob Associate and record executive, Luther...
Bruce Springsteen Sued By Wife and Kids in Baltimore
Bruce Springsteen is being sued by his ex-wife, for alimony and back child support. Terry Springsteen has petitioned the family...
Springsteen Reveals He Once Killed a Drifter!
Bruce Springsteen is opening up about the murder he once committed. During a candid talk with Tom Hanks during the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday,...
10 Year Old Wins Science Fair By Proving David Coverdale is a Douche!
When science fair time comes around, fourth graders tend to take on modest projects: They compare plant fertilizers, for example,...
Don Felder Wearing Only Underwear Detained in LA Cemetery
Guitarist Don Felder, formerly of The Eagles, wearing only underwear, was detained and questioned at Forest Lawn cemetery in L.A...
Rod Stewart’s Prostate Inducted Into Rock Hall of Fame
Just a day after Rod Stewart announced he has beaten prostate cancer, Jann Wenner announced he is inducting the prostate...
SNL Retroactively Fires Eddie Murphy
Saturday Night Live" has fired Eddie Murphy, just 35 years after videos of the comedian making bigoted and homophobic comments...
Luke Bryan’s Wife Installs Cameras To Stop Him From Masturbating
The wife of country singer Luke Bryan was forced to enact drastic measures after she caught her husband masturbating. Caroline...
Jack Nicholson Inserts Pen in Man’s Rectum
A fan decided to prank actor Jack Nicholson, but Nicholson quickly turned the tables. Nicholson, 82, was attending a premiere...
Roger Waters in Nazi Gear, Kicks Israeli Child at Radiohead Concert
Ex Pink Floyd Bassist Roger Waters caused a great deal of controversy with his most recent antics. Waters, an outspoken...
John Travolta Throws Missy Elliott in the Trash by Mistake!
It might be time for John Travolta to get glasses. Travolta has a history of Awards show mess ups. During...
