Joe Biden Names “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” Woman as Running Mate
Joe Biden has announced his running mate for the 2020 Presidential election and surprisingly it is viral sensation, ‘Sweet Brown’....
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Biden Mocks Bernie With Hysterical Social Media Post
Minutes after Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders dropped out of the race, Joe Biden’s team mocked and humiliated Sanders with a...
NY/NJ To Use Firehoses & Police Dogs to Break Up Crowds
In a show of force NY & NJ Governors have agreed to use German Shepherds and Firehoses to break up...
Judas Priest Singer Rob Halford Working as Landscaper to Make Ends Meet
Singer and Rock God, Rob Halford, is currently working as a landscaper to earn extra money during these bleak economic...
Adam Levine Really Let Himself Go During Quarantine
Maroon 5 singer and sex symbol Adam Levine has turned into a tub of goo after 1 month in quarantine. ...
Keith Richards & Betty White Escape From Earth to Repopulate the Species
In a top secret NASA mission, our 2 most prized humans are being sent into Outer Space for the duration...
Paul McCartney No Longer Vegan: “Screw This I Am Eating Meat!”
Longtime vegan Paul McCartney has declared that he is no longer vegan and will be eating all the meat he...
Jussie Smollett Claims 2 Chinese Men in MAGA Hats Coughed on Him
Actor Jussie Smollett is once again in the news by claiming that he was ‘attacked’ by Asian men wearing MAGA...
Bernie Sanders & Joe Biden Reminisce On Being College Students During 1918 Flu!
Presidential hopefuls Bernie Sanders & Joe Biden describe in detail what it was like as college students during the 1918...
World Finds Solace Knowing They Are NOT Quarantined with James Corden & Ed Sheeran
The entire world population has finally found something to bring them together. Things may look bleak and there may be...
Flavor Flav Banned From England For Pleasuring Himself on Big Ben
Flavor Flav aka William Jonathan Drayton Jr. was detained by British Police Tuesday and charged with aggravated masturbating. Flavor Flav...
Chicago Cancels All Murders Until Further Notice Over Coronavirus Fears
Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced the city would be cancelling all murders due to coronavirus concerns. “As you might imagine, this...
Confused Joe Biden Forgets Pants For Press Conference
Joe Biden delivered a speech addressing the Russian invasion of Ukraine and laid out his plan concerning how he would...
Poll: Majority Prefer Coronavirus Over Attending Genesis Reunion Concert
A new poll shows that most people would prefer being stricken with coronavirus rather than attend the upcoming Genesis reunion...
International Women’s Day Activities Postponed Due to Spider in NY Headquarters
International Women’s Day is celebrated on March 8. This year however, empowering events scheduled at the United Nations in NY...
Coronavirus Traced Back to Strip Club Buffet in NJ
The CDC has made a shocking announcement that reverses it’s initial announcement concerning the coronavirus. It was originally thought that...
NJ Governor Names State “Glory Hole” After Bon Jovi!
NJ Governor Phil Murphy announced that he was honoring his good buddy Jon Bon Jovi, by naming a state run...
Photos of Barack Obama Lighting Farts Backstage at Foghat Concert 1981
Michelle Obama has released shocking photos of her husband Barack Obama from 1981. The photos show a 20 year old...
Coronavirus Outbreak Traced Back to ZZ Top Beards!
The recent coronavirus outbreak has been traced directly back to the beards of ZZ Top members Dusty Hill and Billy...
Teen Realizes His Grandparents Look Just Like Metallica
Local Teenager Brian Wesley made a shocking discovery recently when he realized that his Grandparents look like Metallica’s James Hetfield...
CDC Issues Warning: Casual Contact with Mick Jagger Causes Pregnancy
Multiple women have reported that they gave birth to Mick Jagger’s child after coming into contact with the legendary Rocker....
Interview With Madonna’s Vagina ‘Vadge’
By Claudia Stavola We all know the singer fans affectionately refer to as ‘Madge’. Madonna has been on the scene...
James Hetfield Working as Uber Driver to Make Ends Meet
Metallica singer/guitarist James Hetfield, announced that he is now working as an Uber driver to make ends meet. Hetfield made...
Johnny Rotten Throws Poison Sausage to Homeless in LA!
Sex Pistols rocker Johnny Rotten is taking action about the Los Angeles homeless crisis. The crisis has gripped most of...
Democrat Leaders Accuse Bernie Sanders Of Turning Tricks in College
As Bernie Sanders surges to take the lead in the California presidential primary polls, Democratic leaders have leaked a story...
Aerosmith Demands Joey Kramer Fight ‘The Mountain’ Before Rejoining Band
The latest installment of the Aerosmith saga, involves singer Steven Tyler demanding that drummer Joey Kramer fight their bodyguard ‘The...
Steve Perry Hurls Racial Insults at New Journey Singer!
2017 started out to be a big year for the band Journey. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced...
Rock n Roll Fans Riot! Burn The Rock Hall of Fame to the Ground!
The 2020 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame inductees were announced today. The inductees include: Depeche Mode, The Doobie Brothers,...
Dave Grohl Bitten On Privates By Spider While Sitting on Toilet
Rocker Dave Grohl had a nightmarish toilet incident when he was bitten on the penis and testicles by a venomous...
Mariah Carey Throws Elderly Wheelchair-bound Fan Down Stairs
In a serious case of Diva Rage, Mariah Carey threw an elderly wheelchair-bound fan down a flight of stairs. The...
