Nancy Pelosi Names Police Reform Bill After 60’s Comedian George Kirby
Nancy Pelosi inexplicably honors 60’s comedian George Kirby by naming the Democratic police reform bill after him. Pelosi was speaking...
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Dixie Chicks Change Name to Chixie Dicks
Dixie Chicks are changing their name. The trio will go forward as Chixie Dicks. The band revealed the change with...
Seven Year Old Genius With Sign Causes Pandemonium
A young boy with a brilliant idea, caused traffic to backup for miles as hundreds of women exposed themselves. Seven...
Quaker Oats Changes Aunt Jemima Brand to Antifa Jemima
The Aunt Jemima brand, which has graced pancake mix, syrup and other products for over 130 years is being replaced. ...
CHAZ Leaders Call For Help To Jon Taffer & Autonomous Zone Rescue
Earlier this week, anarchists took control of a 6 block area of Seattle which they named, Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone...
The Police & Sting’s Music Pulled From Radio Stations
In the wake of the recent protests, multiple radio stations across the world are choosing to remove the music of...
Neal Schon Renames Journey to “Who Dis”
By Claudia Stavola Neal Schon renamed Journey ‘Who Dis’ during a bizarre magazine interview last Tuesday. Schon has been in...
Special Report: Who’s Holding Donna Now?
By Claudia Stavola For thirty-five years, people have wondered who’s holding Donna now. Actually, nobody wondered who was holding Donna...
Jimmy Buffett Attacks Police Horse With a Shovel!
Jimmy Buffett is accused of attacking a police horse with a shovel in NYC! Buffett, 71, was in town to...
Stacy Abrams Enlisted to Pull Swimmers From NYC Beaches
New York City Mayor Bill Deblasio warned today that the city is serious about keeping swimmers out of the water at...
L.A. Health Director is a Virus Immune Zombie Raised From the Dead
It was learned today that Los Angeles county health director, Barbara Ferrer, is actually a zombie that was raised from...
Complete Guide To Our Politicians Favorite Music
We take a look into the musical likes of some of our favorite sociopaths, world leaders and US politicians. Donald...
Neighbors Complain About Axl Rose Doing Naked Yard Work
Rocker Axl Rose, who prefers to do his lawn work in the nude, has his neighbors up in arms. "Have...
NY Governor Cuomo Sells Long Island to Billy Joel for $1Mil
Governor Andrew Cuomo made a shocking announcement today, that due to New York’s current fiscal woes, he is selling Long...
Brian May’s Buttocks Ripped to Shreds By Rabid Hedgehog
Queen guitarist Brian May had an altercation with a rabid hedgehog, and ended up in hospital. Never mess with hedgehog in...
Poll: 98% Feel a Billionaire Who Can’t Get a Hot Wife is a Real Loser
A new poll by Quinnipiac and Mechanics Digest, shows that 98% of those polled, strongly believe that if a man...
John Mayer Anal Bleaching Tragedy
John Mayer is so committed to skin care, grooming and man-scaping, that he couldn't sit down for three days due...
Murder Hornets Leader Charged with Gangland Slaying in NJ
A high-ranking member of the Murder Hornets was arrested on murder, malicious wounding and robbery charges in New Jersey. Lee...
Sammy Hagar Apprehended by Fashion Police
(*By Claudia Stavola) Sammy Hagar was apprehended by the fashion police in Juneau, Alaska over the weekend. Officer Rudy Paulson...
Keith Richards Reveals He’s Been Imbibing in Disinfectant for Years
(*By Claudia Stavola) Keith Richards is known for badass guitar licks and an inability to be killed by anything. According...
Trump: Ugly People Should Continue To Wear Masks Long After Crisis is Over
President Trump declared that ugly people, especially ugly women, should continue to wear masks for at least a few more...
Patti Scialfa Gives Bruce Springsteen His First Quarantine Brazilian Wax
Patti Scialfa shared a photo Wednesday after giving her husband Bruce Springsteen his first quarantine haircut. Patti took it one...
Nancy Pelosi Wakes Up In Body Bag After Passing Out Drunk
In a scene straight out of a zombie movie, Nancy Pelosi miraculously sprang back to life in a body bag...
Stevie Wonder Tasered By Michigan Police After Accidentally Leaving House
Michigan Governor, Gretchen Whitmer, ordered police to taser Stevie Wonder after he accidentally left his house during a stay at...
Stevie Nicks Selling Stage Worn Underpants For Charity
Stevie Nicks is joining the fight against the coronavirus pandemic. The singer announced that she will be selling stage worn...
Bon Jovi Running Underground Hair Salon For 80s Hair Emergencies
An unnamed source has confirmed that NJ hair rocker, Bon Jovi, is running an unsanctioned, underground hair salon. As part...
Got Questions? Willie Nelson’s ‘420’ Hotline is Now Open
Got weed questions? Many Americans have plenty this year, and there's a call center ready and waiting to help make this holiday...
California Enacts Alternate Side of the Street Pooping
In a drastic measure, Governor Newsom has declared that the state of California will be stepping up its policies to...
Trump Blames The WHO for Coronavirus Response: Roger Daltrey Incensed!
Legendary singer Roger Daltrey fires back after President Trump blasted The Who for their response to the Coronavirus pandemic. “The...
Roger Waters Partakes in Coronavirus Toilet Licking Challenge
By Claudia Stavola Pink Floyd bassist/vocalist Roger Waters released a TikTok video licking a toilet bowl. The video shows Waters...
