Jimmy Page Releases New Line of Double Neck Cigarettes
Guitarist Jimmy Page has announced he is releasing a new line of double neck cigarettes and smoking paraphernalia. Page, known...
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Ted Nugent Serves Food to Homeless: 2 Dead, 1 Seriously Injured
By Claudia Stavola - In the spirit of giving, the Nuge volunteered his services on Thanksgiving to feed the homeless...
Investigative Report: Did Eileen Ever Come On?
By Claudia Stavola - It’s been over three decades since Kevin Rowland of Dexy’s Midnight Runners pleaded with Eileen to...
Rolling Stones Open New Amusement Park in Liechtenstein: “Stones Land”
The Rolling Stones have opened their first amusement park today in central Liechtenstein. Located deep in the alps, the amusement...
Biden and Trump Compete in Dance-Off
By Claudia Stavola - President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden locked horns one last time in an unprecedented...
Bob Seger Auctions Off Bowel Movement
By Claudia Stavola Bob Seger has set up an online auction to sell one of his most prized bowel movements...
Neil Young Allows Trump to Use Songs in Exchange For David Crosby’s Arrest
Neil Young and Donald Trump have come to an agreement. Young has agreed to allow the Trump campaign access to...
On This Day in Music History: Jim Morrison Smiled
A rare photograph surfaced of rock star Jim Morrison smiling. How rare is that you may ask? Well it is...
Ice Cube & Trump Perform Straight Outta Compton Duet at Rally
Rapper Ice Cube joined President Trump at his rally in Wisconsin Saturday, and the pair performed a rousing version of...
Alex Lifeson Recreates Rock HOF Speech During SCOTUS Hearings
In a bizarre twist, The Senate Judiciary Committee invited Guitarist Alex Lifeson to question Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett. ...
White House Shines Red, White & Black in Tribute to Eddie Van Halen
The White House was illuminated in Red, Black & White abstract colors for the evening, a nod to the passing...
Trump Pretends to be Aerosmith
By Claudia Stavola President Trump fooled supporters at a rally in Newport News, Virginia over the weekend when he dressed...
Jerry Lee Lewis Viagra Horror! 48 Hr. Erection Ends in Gangrene of the Penis!
The reports of Jerry Lee Lewis' death have been greatly exaggerated. The Legendary rocker is still alive, but he did...
Alyssa Milano Rips Out Her Own Ovaries as Protest
Protestors showed up at the home of Mitch McConnell to express their anger at his support for moving forward with...
Exposed: Plan For Larry King To Impersonate Ruth Ginsburg Foiled
An unnamed source has confirmed that the 'Pelosi Crew' have been scheming to cover up the death of Supreme Court...
The Atlantic Reveals The Anonymous Source: Jussie Smollett
In a shocking move, The Atlantic has revealed the top secret, anonymous, unnamed source, for the controversial article concerning Donald...
Gov Murphy: We Will Not Reopen NJ Until Everyone Buys Bon Jovi’s New Album
Tyrannical New Jersey Governor, Phil Murphy, has admitted that he will not fully reopen the state until every man, woman...
Madhouse News with Claudia: August 13 2020
Claudia Stavola with the latest music news! Englebert Humperdinck to replace Nick Cannon as Host of Wild n Out! Claudia...
Donald Trump Turns Asian After Eating Mystery Seeds From China
President Donald Trump ingested a package of mystery seeds and immediately turned Chinese. The seeds are apparently part of a...
Angry Mob Takes Down Megyn Kelly After Mistaking Her for a Mean Statue
By Claudia Stavola An angry mob of gross people in Jesus sandals knocked former Fox News anchor, Megyn Kelly, to...
Rush Fan Devastated Upon Learning Geddy Lee’s Real Name is Gary!
Rush fan, Rich Pacesa, was devastated recently when he learned that his idol, Geddy Lee was born Gary Weinrib in...
Ted Nugent Hunts & Eats David Crosby
Rocker Ted Nugent posted a photo on his Instagram account, posing with David Crosby’s severed head. The caption read, “Almost...
Facebook Introduces New IQ Checker. Dumb Content Hidden Behind Warnings
Social media giants, Facebook and Instagram have announced that they will now ‘IQ check’ users and inform them if they...
Don Henley Stuck in Heating Vent at Holiday Inn Express
Rocker Don Henley got stuck in a heating vent at a Holiday Inn Express over the weekend. Henley, 71, was...
Roger McGuinn Beats David Crosby with Bible
Roger McGuinn is in hot water for bashing former "Byrds" bandmate David Crosby with a Bible on Sunday, police told Madhouse...
Mrs Butterworth in Hot Water: Calls Aunt Jemima N-Word in Racist Video.
Mrs. Butterworth was caught on cell phone video using the N-word to describe her arch rival, Aunt Jemima. Karen Butterworth...
Poll: Kanye West Takes Huge Lead. Biden Now Tied With Biz Markie at 1%
One day after announcing he is running for President, a new poll shows that Kanye West has a commanding lead...
Celine Dion Loses Thumbs & Eyebrows in Fireworks Mishap!
Celine Dion suffered serious injuries when a firework exploded in her hand causing both thumbs to pop right off. Dion also suffered...
Mick Jagger to Wrestle Trump For Rights to Use Stones Songs
The Rolling Stones and Mick Jagger are threatening Donald Trump with an a$$ whipping for using their songs at his...
Nancy Pelosi Names Police Reform Bill After 60’s Comedian George Kirby
Nancy Pelosi inexplicably honors 60’s comedian George Kirby by naming the Democratic police reform bill after him. Pelosi was speaking...
