Method Man Unveils New Instant Breakfast Drink ‘Wu Tang’
Rapper Method Man has announced today that he is dropping a new beverage. Elon Musk and Kraft developed ‘Wu-Tang’. Method...
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Steven Van Zandt Tell All Book: Bruce Whipped My Testicles With Car Antennae
Musician Steven Van Zandt has released a shocking new tell all book, “Unrequited Infatuations - My Life As a Whipping...
After Getting Vaccine – Bon Jovi Still Sucks
Singer Jon Bon Jovi received the second dose of the vaccine over a month ago and his music, singing and...
Khloe Kardashian’s Emotional Support Monkey Gets Drunk, Goes Berserk on Plane
A drunken emotional support monkey traveling with Khloe Kardashian, bit a woman's head, groped several women, and flung feces during a...
A-Rod and J-Lo Purchase Bible Signed By Jesus For $1.7 Million
Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez have purchased what they believe to be a first edition Bible, signed by Jesus himself. ...
Angus Young Grows To 7 Feet Tall After Getting Jabbed
AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young has miraculously grown 2 feet overnight after getting his second dose of the "<Rhymes with Maxine>". ...
Lil Nas X Releases New Shoes Containing His Own Excrement
Following backlash for his ‘Satan Shoes’, Lil Nas X has announced that he is releasing a new line of shoes...
Britney Spears Flashes Drivers On Highway
Following all of the turmoil and stress of the heated legal battles with her father over her conservatorship, Britney Spears made...
Paul McCartney: I Caught Dave Grohl Staring at My Willy in Mens Room
In a recent interview, legendary rocker Paul McCartney told Madhouse Magazine that he caught Dave Grohl of The Foo Fighters...
Snoop Dogg Calls 911 On Cat For Looking At Him Like He Owned The Place
Snoop Dogg reportedly called 911 from outside his house to report that his "aggressive" cat attacked him in his home....
Billy Idol Sued By Woman For Leaving Toilet Seat Up
For the second time in as many weeks, Billy Idol is being sued by a fan. A woman named Sasha Garner...
Dee Snider Selling D*ck Pics
By Claudia Stavola - Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider is selling dick pics after he mistook a fan declaring, “I...
Samuel L Jacksons Dog Implicated in Lady GaGa Dognapping & Shooting
In a shocking turn of events, Samuel L Jackson’s dog has been arrested for the Lady Gaga dog napping and...
Tiger Woods Crash Caused By Frantic Attempt to Turn Off Bon Jovi on Radio
Tiger Woods has stated that his recent car crash occurred when he frantically tried to turn off the radio station...
Springsteen Pleads Guilty to DWI, Sentenced to be Trump’s Butler
Bruce Springsteen appeared before Magistrate Judge Anthony Boombatz today and pled guilty to three Class B misdemeanors. Springsteen, 71, was...
Kanye West is Dating Stevie Nicks
Not long after news of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s divorce broke, rumors of Kanye having an affair circulated. No...
John Travolta Re-enacts ‘Saturday Night Fever’ Bridge Stunt! Snarls Traffic For Miles
Staten Island, N.Y - NYPD Emergency Service Units responded to a man walking on the lower level of the Verrazano-Narrows...
Betty White Buys Second Bottle of Worcestershire Sauce
Actress and international treasure, Betty White, made history today by becoming the only person to ever purchase a second bottle...
Bob Dylan Launches New Line of Chocolate Anus Molds Candy
Bob Dylan has launched a new line of chocolate anus molds candy. The Dylan brand also includes a line of whiskey,...
New Study: 83% of Rockstars Would Have Zero Chance of Dating Models
A new study that looked at 216 rock stars and other celebrities, found that 83.7 percent of the men lacked the...
Bruce Springsteen is the New Spokesperson for White Claw
Bruce Springsteen, hot off an alleged DWI arrest in NJ and an exciting Super Bowl ad, is now the new...
Paul McCartney: I Was Fully Aroused While Being Knighted By Queen Elizabeth
In a recent interview with Madhouse Magazine, Paul McCartney admitted that he was fully engorged during his knighting ceremony. On...
Phil Collins Anally Impaled by Drum Stool! Pranked by Jimmy Page!
In what turns out to be a cruel, but hysterically funny prank, Phil Collins was anally impaled by his drum...
Cardi B to Appear on The New $20 Bill
In a shocking announcement today, the treasury department announced it will unveil the new $20 bills featuring Cardi B. White...
Neil Young and Daryl Hannah Expecting Their First Child Together
A spokesman confirmed that Neil Young’s wife, Daryl Hannah, is pregnant. This will be the couple’s first child. Young made...
Los Angeles Renames Street in Honor of Charles Manson
California officials have renamed the infamous Cielo Drive in Los Angeles to Manson Drive, in honor of the late psychopath. ...
McDonalds Introduces Rock Star Happy Meals
To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first-ever Happy Meal, McDonald’s is launching the Rock n Roll Happy Meal! The...
Billy Joel Poses Completely Nude For Charity
Billy Joel has stripped naked to raise awareness for his favorite charity in the latest edition of Popular Mechanics. “Besides...
Penniless Bob Dylan Forced to Sell Songs to Make Ends Meet
A destitute Bob Dylan was forced to sell his entire six-decade catalog of songs to Universal Music Group for pennies...
Cher Marries Dog That Looks Like Gregg Allman
Cher’s publicist has confirmed that the star has officially married her dog. Cher claims the dog named, ‘Little Gregg”, contains...
