Cardi B Launches Frozen Treat: Wet-A$$ Pu$$icles (WAP)
By Claudia Stavola - Rap dynamo and entrepreneur, Cardi B, is entering the food business with ice cream bars named...
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JAY-Z Injured As Near Sighted Proctologist Probes His Mouth By Mistake
Rapper Jay-Z was injured in a freak accident during a routine visit to the doctor’s office. The unfortunate incident sounds...
New Ozzy Osbourne Elf On The Shelf Available Now
The creators of the “Tickle Me Elmo” and “Teddy Ruxpin” toys, “Xmas Inc.” have come up with a new Rock...
Travis Scott Watches As Kardashian Sisters Fight Over Mac n Cheese
Once again Travis Scott stands by and watches as tragedy unfolds before him. Things turned ugly at the Kardashian family...
Keith Richards & Ron Wood Beat Roger Daltrey with Garbage Can!
In a new interview with AARP magazine, Roger Daltrey reflected on The Who’s history. When asked about their contemporaries, Daltrey...
Kool Aid Man Arrested for Breaking & Entering!
Chicago Illinois - The Kool Aid Man who’s real name is Curtis McWiggins was arrested this week on 2 counts...
Police Called To Remove Vince Neil From All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet
Police were called to escort Motley Crue singer Vince Neil from Humpty Dumpling’s All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet. The...
Mick Jagger Paul McCartney Feud Turns Violent: Huge Brawl Erupts
The Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney decades long feud has taken a violent turn. The lifetime rivalry between the 2...
Paul Simon Slips in Bathroom, Trapped in Toilet for 12 Hours!
Malibu California - Musician Paul Simon had quite the scare this weekend. He was literally terrorized by his own toilet....
Jackson Browne In Fistfight at Gandhi Peace Award Ceremony
NEW HAVEN, CT— Musician Jackson Browne was honored Friday night for a lifetime of activism by "Promoting Enduring Peace". Browne was given...
Mick Jagger Is The New Spokesperson For Popeyes Chicken Restaurant
In a surprising announcement, Popeyes Louisiana Grill has announced that rocker Mick Jagger will be their new spokesperson. “I love...
Jimmy Buffett’s Lost Shaker of Salt Sells at Auction For $1.7 Million
The Lost Shaker of Salt made famous in Jimmy Buffet’s hit song, “Margaritaville”, sold at auction today for $1.7 Million. ...
Paul Stanley Vows To Wear Helmet At All Times For Safety
Kiss frontman Paul Stanley has vowed he will take any means necessary in order to ensure his safety. If that...
Bruce Springsteen Shows Off New Butt Implants
In a shocking move, Bruce Springsteen revealed his new butt implants and curvy figure to the world. The photos will...
Madonna Kicked By Mule – Loses British Accent!
Singer/Actress Madonna was kicked by a mule Sunday. Miraculously, the kick to the head knocked her phony British accent right...
Bruce Springsteen Spotted at Jersey Shore Beach Wearing a “Mankini”
A few days ago, a shirtless Bruce Springsteen visited a local retailer in Manasquan, NJ. Today he was spotted again...
Elton John Mauled by Chihuahua He Mistook for Toupee
- By Claudia Stavola - Elton John had to be airlifted to the King Edward VII Hospital in Windsor after...
Jennifer Lopez Legally Changes Name to J-Loads
- By Claudia Stavola - The 52-year-old hot tamale decided to rebrand herself with a moniker she describes as a...
John Lydon Beats Marky Ramone with Sock Full of Quarters!
The great Punk Rock War hit it's peak early this morning! John Lydon allegedly snuck into Marky Ramone's hotel room in...
Ringo Starr: Prince William Chopped Off My Ear During Knight Ceremony!
Ouch! Ringo Starr claims that his ear was chopped off during his knighting ceremony! Beatles legend Ringo Starr aka Richard...
Bill Cosby Spotted In Philly. Vows Revenge For All The Jokes & Memes
The newly freed Bill Cosby was spotted roaming around Philadelphia, looking like a man on a mission. Cosby was sporting a...
Senate Passes Bill to Make Amazon Prime Day a Federal Holiday
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Senate passed a bill Tuesday to recognize June 21, or Amazon Prime Day, as an official holiday....
Tipper Gore: I Only Started PMRC As a Way to Meet Prince
Tipper Gore, former second lady, and former wife of former Vice President Al Gore, has made a stunning confession. Tipper...
Pope Unveils New Charlie Watts Statue at Vatican
There is now a sculpture at the Vatican that honors Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts. It was unveiled by Pope...
Hanson Inducted into Rock n Roll Hall of Fame 2021
An inside source has revealed top secret information to Madhouse News. Hanson will be the first band inducted into the...
Mick Jagger Unveils New “Male Implants”
Rocker Mick Jagger, of The Rolling Stones, unveiled his new ‘male implants’ on Friday. The audience was shocked as it...
Eminem Accuses Justin Bieber of Cultural Appropriation for Dreads
Rapper Eminem has called for the arrest and prosecution of Justin Bieber. We are not sure that cultural appropriation is a...
Caitlyn Jenner Sets Crotch on Fire to Launch Run For Governor
Caitlyn Jenner staged an unusual stunt Friday, as she set her penis area on fire. The stunt was her way...
Pete Townshend Attacked By Giant Rat, Kills It With Guitar
Rocker Pete Townshend went viral recently when he posted a photo of himself holding a monster rat. He went on...
Method Man Unveils New Instant Breakfast Drink ‘Wu Tang’
Rapper Method Man has announced today that he is dropping a new beverage. Elon Musk and Kraft developed ‘Wu-Tang’. Method...
