Johnny Depp Auctions Off Amber Heard Poop As NFT
Actor Johnny Depp is auctioning off ex wife Amber Heard’s bowel movement and donating some of the proceeds to charity. ...
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Conan O’Brien Alleges Johnny Depp Scissors Attack Left His Hair in Shambles
Actor Johnny Depp who is embroiled in legal drama with ex wife Amber Heard was hit with a new allegation....
Willie Nelson Goes Over Niagara Falls in Barrel
To celebrate his favorite day of the year, singer Willie Nelson went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Nelson made history...
Elon Musk Buys ‘RUSH’ and Names Himself Drummer
Billionaire Elon Musk has purchased the Canadian rock band ‘RUSH’ for $50 Million and has named himself as the band’s...
Funeral Mixup: Angus Young Buried Guitar, Brought Brother Malcom Home in The Case
In what is being called the greatest mixup of all time, Angus Young of AC/DC apparently committed the ultimate gaffe...
Teen Realizes Her Female Gym Teachers Look Like Jon Bon Jovi & Richie Sambora
High School Senior Brittney Russo went viral this week after she posted a photo of her female gym teachers and...
Kanye West Is Dating Pete Davidson’s Mom As Revenge
Kanye West just launched a nuclear attack on Pete Davidson. The feud between the two weirdos has been raging on...
Jussie Smollett Thrown Out Of Jail For Having Too Much Fun
It was reported earlier today that Jussie Smollett was released from jail pending appeal, but the truth of the matter...
New Poll: 0% Of Music Fans Can Name That Guy From Smash Mouth
A new Quinnipiac poll shows that out of 10,000 music fans polled, not one could name the lead singer of...
Jussie Smollett Reports To Jail & States He Is Ready To Party
Actor Jussie Smollett reported to jail this morning and told reporters, “Let’s get this party started. I am fierce, sexy...
John Mayer Wakes Up Naked In Trunk of Car In Bangkok After Answering Ad
Musician John Mayer found himself in a dangerous situation after answering a classified ad on Craigslist. When Mayer answered the...
Beatles & Stones Merge to Record Album & Tour This Year
Meet The Rolling Beatles. In the biggest news to ever hit the music industry, the surviving members of the two...
Ukraine Rejects Dee Snider’s Offer To Use “We’re Not Gonna Take It” As BattleCry
Rocker Dee Snider has reached out to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and offered the leader the use of his music....
Neil Young Signs Deal To Stream His Music on Trumps New Social Media Platform
In a shocking move, Neil Young has agreed to a blockbuster deal with Donal Trump. The deal will give Donald...
Billie Joe Armstrong’s Penis Bitten Off By Snapping Turtle!
Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong may be singing Soprano on the bands next album! Armstrong was taken to a...
Dr Dre Named Head of Neurosurgery At Cedars-Sinai Medical Center
The Offers came pouring in for rapper/producer Dr Dre after his impressive performance during the Super bowl halftime show. One...
Oprah Accuses Snoop Dogg Of Giving Her A Dutch Oven
Snoop Dogg is being accused of assault and battery with a deadly weapon for an incident Oprah Winfrey says occurred in 2020...
Eddie Vedder Vs Motley Crue Feud Turns Violent: Huge Brawl Breaks Out At Golden Corral
The recent very public feud between Eddie Vedder and members of Motley Crue turned ugly the other night at a...
Kanye Buys House Next to Kim & Creates Obscene Hedge
Kanye West bought a $4.5 million home next door to his estranged wife Kim Kardashian. Kim was not happy however,...
Alice Cooper Accidentally Eats Fossilized Egg Containing a Live Dinosaur Embryo
Unbeknownst to him, Shock Rocker Alice Cooper was served and consumed a fossilized egg containing a living dinosaur embryo. Cooper...
Angus Young Loses Testicle after Getting Knickers in A Knot
- By Claudia Stavola - AC/DC guitarist, Angus Young, had to get one of his big balls removed after a...
Crosby Stills Nash Replace Neil Young With Joe Rogan
There is a new development in the case of Neil Young vs Joe Rogan and Spotify. One day after Spotify...
Cardi B Most Likely Choice to Replace Justice Breyer On Supreme Court
With the announcement that Justice Stephen Breyer will be stepping down from the Supreme Court, rumors are swirling on who...
Neil Young To Keep Songs on Spotify If Joe Rogan Chokes Out David Crosby
In a bold move, Neil Young has made a counter offer just one day after demanding Spotify remove his music...
New Beatles Doc. Shows John Lennon Holding Up Bizarre Plea For Help
In the “Beatles: Get Back” documentary, one frozen clip reveals John Lennon holding up a desperate plea for help. Beatles...
Mars Inc. Announces New Anatomically Correct M&M’s
M&M’s parent company, Mars Inc., announced Thursday that the candy and the candy characters will now be anatomically correct. Sometimes...
Sebastian Bach Claims His Penis ‘Shrunk’ After Contracting COVID
Rocker Sebastian Bach who had to be hospitalized after contracting COVID-19 last August now claims that the disease left him...
Eddie Vedder in Hot Water For Handing Out Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Cookies
Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder is in hot water with multiple special interest groups, the PTA, parents groups and the...
Rick Nielsen Runs Out Of Gas in NJ: Refuses To Stop at Jon Bon Jovi Rest Area
Cheap Trick guitarist Rick Nielsen ran out of gas in NJ today because he refused to stop at the Jon...
Ted Cruz’s Hair Responsible for Fire at Houston Restaurant
By Claudia Stavola - Three people were critically injured at a Ranchero King Buffet in Houston, Texas over the weekend...
