DNA Test Proves Woman is Michael Jacksons Love Child
Michael Jacksons Love Child? A DNA test has confirmed that Shania Ditmar of Santa Barbara, California is the biological daughter...
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Marky Ramone Calls 911 to Extricate Him From His Skinny Jeans
Ramones drummer Marky Ramone found himself in quite a predicament. He was unable to remove himself from his skinny jeans....
Man Claims To Have Captured Elvis Presley Alive & On Camera
A Michigan hunter who set up camp in Michigan's Upper Peninsula captured footage of what some believe to be Elvis...
Ringo Starr Stuns Fans with Pic of His Hideous Feet
The Beatles icon and world’s most famous drummer Ringo Starr aka Richard Starkey left fans shaken after he took to...
Tommy Lee ‘Accidentally’ Shares Selfie of His Giant Dick Cheney Tattoo
Tommy Lee gave fans quite the eyeful via his Instagram. The Motley Crue drummer shared a shocking photo of himself...
Lita Ford Ranks All Of Her Rock Star Ex-Boyfriends
80s Hard Rock Queen Lita Ford recently spilled the details on her rock n roll love life. Lita sat down,...
Bruce Dickinson Starts New Commercial Airline For Heavy Metal Fans
Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson has announced a new business venture. Dickinson who is a pilot, has started a commercial...
Kim & Pete Split BC He Left Kids in Overhead Luggage Bin on Airplane
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s diseased romance is over. The duo, who have been dating since October 2021, ended their...
Mick Jagger’s Estranged Brother is Homeless Living on NYC Streets
Mick Jagger’s Estranged Brother, Basil, revealed in an interview with Madhouse News that he is homeless and lives on the...
Joe Biden Recalls Booing Bob Dylan For Going Electric
During a press conference, Joe Biden drifted off and started to spin some tales from his youth. Biden recalled how...
Billy Joel Stops Performing ‘Big Shot’ to Protest Violence
Piano Man Billy Joel has declared that he will no longer sing his hit song ‘Big Shot’. This is his...
Study: Pat Benatar Music is Cause of 95% of Violent Crimes
Crime has dropped dramatically all over the world and we know the reason. Just one day after Pat Benatar announced...
Man Empties Daughters College Fund to Buy Springsteen Tickets
A New Jersey man emptied his daughter’s entire college fund in order to purchase Bruce Springsteen concert tickets. Gary Gerard...
Man Beaten For Yelling at UFC Girl In Metallica Tee to Name 3 Songs
An annoying man picked the wrong woman to mess with today. Jason Nowlan makes a habit of yelling at girls...
Singer Jewel Attacked By Bear While Using Outhouse Toilet
Singer Jewel sustained a puncture wound on her buttocks while using a remote outhouse toilet in Homer, Alaska. Jewel was...
Pantera To Host American Idol Type Contest to Find New Band Members
Pantera surviving members Phil Anselmo and Rex Brown will star in a new singing competition TV show on FOX called...
Tony Iommi & Alex Van Halen Join Pantera For Reunion Tour
The Heavy Metal world was reeling after the surviving members of Pantera announced that the band will be reuniting and...
Supreme Court Rules That Gene Simmons Invented Devil Horns
In a surprise 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that Gene Simmons is the rightful owner and inventor of...
Michael Anthony Grows Beard Joins ZZ Top As New Bass Player
ZZ Top has officially announced that ex Van Halen bass player, Michael Anthony is joining the band. Anthony confirmed the news...
Pink To Require Proof of Abortion To Attend All Future Concerts
Pop singer PINK announced today that any fan wishing to attend one of her concerts must show proof of abortion...
After Eating British Pizza, Billie Joe Armstrong To Remain American Citizen
Green Day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong, will remain an American citizen. One day after declaring he is leaving the USA...
Tommy Lee Breaks Ribs in Backstage Fight with Barry Manilow
In a bizarre turn of events, Tommy Lee was forced to abandon his post as drummer for Motley Crue after...
Ozzy Osbourne Rebuilt as Superhuman Bionic Iron Man
Fans all over the world were concerned when they heard the news that beloved rocker Ozzy Osbourne would be going...
John Lydon Disguised as Queen Elizabeth Makes Surprise Appearance at Jubilee
The World was delighted when Queen Elizabeth made a surprise appearance on the Buckingham Palace balcony during the final day...
John Fogerty Opens Alligator Farm in Florida Everglades
Musician John Fogerty has opened an Alligator farm in the Florida Everglades. The farm will also offer Gator wrestling, swamp...
Man Sues: Claims Mick Jagger Lied About Puerto Rican Girls Dying To Meet Him
A man filed a lawsuit today alleging that Rolling Stone Mick Jagger lied to him in 1977. Robert Hart filed...
Bill Gates To Breastfeed Hungry Babies Due to Formula Shortage
Bill Gates has vowed to personally breast feed every baby that is hungry due to the current formula shortage. Gates...
James Hetfield Delivers Fan’s Baby on Stage During Metallica Concert
James Hetfield helped deliver a baby live on stage in front of thousands of Metallica fans. The fan went into...
Kim Kardashian Gets Spicy Cheetos Stains on Marilyn Monroe Dress
Kim Kardashian is in hot water for getting Spicy Cheetos stains on her borrowed Marilyn Monroe dress. Kardashian wowed the...
Steve Stevens Finds MTV VJ Downtown Julie Brown Living in His Hair Since 1987
Billy Idol Guitarist Steve Stevens got the shock of his life today. He discovered former MTV VJ Downtown Julie Brown...
