Kid Rock Mistakes Taco Bell Drive Thru for a Toilet
Florida - Kid Rock may have partied a little too hard, and ended the night backwards, butt naked, and drunk....
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Lemmy’s Moles to Release New Album and Tour in 2020
Lemmy Kilmister, lead singer and bassist for the influential band Motorhead, passed away in 2015, but his spirit and his...
Harvey Weinstein Releases Christmas Album
Disgraced movie producer and all around creep, Harvey Weinstein, has released a Christmas Album, ‘Christmas with a Weiner’. The album...
Nikki Sixx Funds Indian Boy’s Dream of Becoming a Proctologist
Rocker Nikki Sixx has made a young boy’s proctology dream come true. Nikki Sixx, the bass player for the band Motley...
New Hair Metal Wax Museum Debuts in Hollywood
Motley Crue, Def Leppard and Poison were immortalized in Wax at the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Hollywood. The new...
Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Gary Rossington Has 1 Heart Attack Every Hour
Lynyrd Skynyrd co-founder Gary Rossington's health issues have worsened to the point that he's reportedly taking a "battery of nitroglycerin pills to...
Zakk Wylde Launches Men’s Cologne Line
By Courtney Cronin Dold Zakk Wylde, the man famous for his guitar solos and infamous for smelling like ass, is...
Tina Turner Confesses to Peeing on Ike’s Grave
Music icon Tina Turner has confessed to peeing on the grave of her ex-husband, Ike Turner. Tina Turner vs. Ike's Grave. Tina Turner...
Miley Cyrus Forced to Wear Dog Cone to Stop Her From Licking Herself
A judge has ordered singer Miley Cyrus to wear a dog collar of shame to prevent her from licking herself...
Tony Iommi: Ozzy Bit My Fingers Off
Black Sabbath Guitarist, Tony Iommi has revealed shocking news today. Iommi broke down while confessing that lead singer Ozzy Osbourne...
Queen Trades Adam Lambert to AC/DC For Brian Johnson
In a shocking off season trade, Queen and AC/DC exchange lead singers. Earlier today AC/DC announced they sent singer Brian...
Bob Dylan Voted Sexiest Man Alive
Bob Dylan was voted Sexiest Man Alive by fans, Madhouse Magazine and Popular Mechanics. The staff, writers, and management of Madhouse...
Mexico Ramps Up Weed Production After Black Crowes Tour Announcement
Mexico has announced that it will ramp up marijuana production due to increased demand for the upcoming Black Crowes tour. ...
Neil Young Bites, Punches, & Kicks Reporter for Dumb Questions!
Reporter Stephen Bello of the Ontario Press was bitten, punched and kicked by a furious Neil Young, after the man...
Win An Opportunity to Bathe Bob Seger!
Enter for the chance of a lifetime! You will win 2 last row tickets, a VIP pre-show meet & greet...
Eddie Van Halen Takes Photo of Guy Wearing Jeans Shorts
Eddie Van Halen recently attend the “Tool” concert at The Staples Center in L.A with his son Wolfie. Eddie made...
Bill Wyman Accuses David Crosby of Stabbing Guy at Altamont
In a recent interview with Madhouse News, former Rolling Stones Bassist, Bill Wyman, confessed that David Crosby was the one...
Rick Dees Charged With War Crimes For Disco Duck Song
Hague, Netherlands - After a lengthy 40 year investigation and trial, The International Criminal Court (ICC) has found Rick Dees...
Milli Vanilli Leads 2020 Rock Hall of Fame Nominees
It’s a big week for music as the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announces the 2020 nominees for induction....
Phil Collins Performs Entire Concert From Iron Lung
Due to failing health, Phil Collins was forced to perform an entire concert while in an Iron Lung. Collins has...
Peter Frampton Smashes Guitar Over Photographers Head!
Guitarist Peter Frampton who is normally a peaceful soul, was pushed over the edge by an obnoxious photographer. The incident took place at...
Ringo Strangles Fan with Peace Symbol
Author: Claudia Stavola Ringo Starr was arrested after performing at Woodstock 50 when he couldn’t get a fan on board...
Neil Young Launches Cinnamon Girl Scout Cookies
Neil Young has partnered with The Girl Scouts of America to launch a new line of signature cookies. Young has...
Leslie West: I Still Have Mud in My Crack from Woodstock!
Guitarist Leslie West told Madhouse News, that he still has mud lodged in bad places, 50 years after the original...
David Crosby’s Prostate Falls Out on Stage!
Musician David Crosby had quite the mishap during a recent concert. Crosby was singing when his prostate fell out, right...
Mick Taylor: Why I Really Left the Stones!
In an exclusive interview with Madhouse Magazine, Mick Taylor has finally revealed the real reason why he left the Rolling...
Bob Saget to Play Bon Scott in New AC/DC Biopic!
Hollywood California - Actor Bob Saget has officially been confirmed to play the role of Bon Scott in an upcoming...
Billy Joel Buys Elvis Presley’s Final Bowel Movement For $1.7 Million!
Musician Billy Joel who is a big memorabilia collector, hit the lottery Tuesday, when he won an auction to purchase...
Art Garfunkel Vandalizes Paul Simon Book Display!
An enraged Art Garfunkel walked into the Barnes & Nobles in NYC, trashed the bookstore, and destroyed an entire display...
Angus Young Grows To 7 Feet Tall!
AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young has miraculously grown 2 feet overnight after drinking from the Peeing Boy Statue in Brussels. Young, known...
