Phish Fan’s Drug Induced Stupor Wears Off; Realizes Phish Sucks
Everett Walker, a lifelong Phish fan, and heavy drug user, came to a harsh realization recently. Walker snapped out of...
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Noel and Liam Gallagher Have Knife Fight on Stage, Ends in Reconciliation!
Noel and Liam Gallagher, the brothers who formed the group Oasis, have apparently declared a truce after a near life...
Hendrix Estate Releases Rare Recordings of Lil Jimi Reciting ABC’s
Jimi Hendrix ABC's. In what appears to be another money grab, The estate of Jimi Hendrix has released more rare...
“Ghost” Singer Performs Cavity Search on Fans To Prevent Cell Phones
Ghost Singer Performs Cavity Search. Swedish Metal band “Ghost” really did not want any cell phones at their recent concerts...
MGK Voted Best Heavy Metal Guitarist of All Time by MTV
MGK aka Machine Gun Kelly has been named the greatest heavy metal guitarist of all time. The staff of MTV,...
Lab Rats Go On Strike After Being Forced To Listen To Bon Jovi Music
In what is being called the Rodent Rebellion, Lab rats went on strike after being forced to listen to Bon...
My 1985 Encounter with Michael Jackson Was a Lie
Keith Hollis, now a grown man in his 40’s, was devastated to learn that his favorite childhood memory of meeting...
Santana Makes Amends By Re-Making Hit Song w Dylan Mulvaney
Legendary guitarist Carlos Santana was forced to make amends by re-recording one of his hit songs with Dylan Mulvaney. Santana...
Gene Simmons Will Let You Smell His Fingers For $50
Just when you thought KISS and Gene Simmons had run out of ways to sell merchandise to their fans! Gene...
Ben Affleck Admits He Cannot Name Any J-Lo Songs
Ben Affleck vs J-Lo Songs. A new poll shows that 99.9% of the population cannot name another J-Lo song, besides...
Peter Frampton Reveals Embarrassing Story Behind “I’m In You”
Musician Peter Frampton reveals the embarrassing story behind his 1977 hit song “I’m In You”. Little did the world know...
The Clash To Reunite With Axl Rose on Vocals
Punk Rock fans were shocked today as Mick Jones announced The Clash is reuniting. The three original members: Jones, Paul...
Ann Wilson Announces New Version of “Heart” w Slash & Michael Anthony
Ann Wilson revealed in a recent interview with Madhouse News that she intends to head out on the road this...
Bill Wyman Punches Mick Jagger During Recording Session Reunion
Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman punched Mick Jagger in the nose today. The incident occurred during a recording studio...
Garth Brooks Records “I Got You Babe” Duet With Dylan Mulvaney
Country music singer Garth Brooks has recorded a duet with Dylan Mulvaney. Brooks and Mulvaney rebooted the Sonny & Cher...
Axl Rose Arrested For Stating ‘Chinese Democracy’ is GNR’s Best Album
Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose was arrested today by authorities in Madrid, Spain. Rose was detained and questioned after...
John Bonham Once Played Drum Solo Using Only His Willy
Legendary Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham once played an entire drum solo using only his Willy. In the annals of...
Taylor Swift Fan Selling Eyeballs That Witnessed Recent Concert
A Taylor Swift fan is selling her own eyeballs that have witnessed the star’s current tour. The bizarre Craigslist ad...
Ed Sheeran Files Countersuit: Marvin Gaye Stole MY Song
Ed Sheeran was victorious in his lawsuit. Sheeran then immediately turned the tables and filed a countersuit claiming that Marvin...
Dee Snider Thrilled IRS Using Twisted Sister Song for New Ad Campaign
Musician Dee Snider is ecstatic that the Internal Revenue Service is using a Twisted Sister song in their new ad...
Mick Mars New Supergroup w Michael Anthony, Ace, Peter & Lady Gaga
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars announced that he has formed a new supergroup. The new band will include Ace Frehley...
Eric Clapton: ‘Wonderful Tonight’ Was a Ploy So Patti Would Get Ready Faster
Legendary guitarist Eric Clapton admitted in an interview that the song “Wonderful Tonight” was just a clever ploy. Clapton confirmed...
Donald Trump’s Remake of Metallica’s “And Justice For All” Hits #1
Donald Trump Skyrockets to #1 on iTunes with his new single. The song is a cover of Metallica’s classic “And...
Man Furious He Was Tricked Into Seeing Red Hot Chilli Pipers
Jake Anderson of Tarrytown, NY got a huge St. Patricks Day surprise when he attended a concert for what he...
Greta Thunberg’s Brother Hans Joins Swedish Metal Band Amon Amarth
Did you know that environmental activist Greta Thunberg has a brother named Hans? And did you know that he is...
Cardi B Hospitalized After Toxic Gas Leak at Lizzo Concert
Cardi B was hospitalized after a toxic gas leak. Hundreds of concert goers were sickened, and many more hospitalized after...
Due to Rock Star Shortage Satan Settles For Chubby Pop Star Weirdos
Satan held a press conference today to apologize for the embarrassing performance in his name on this years Grammys. Sam...
The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame 2023 Nominees Are Here
It’s that time of year again. The weather outside may be gray and cold, but things are about to heat...
Paul McCartney & Dolly Parton Arrested Recreating Beatles Rooftop Concert
Paul McCartney and Dolly Parton have been arrested by London police today. The beloved duo were recreating the famous Beatles...
Joe Biden Claims He Was The Model for Sticky Fingers Album Cover
Joe Biden made a bizarre claim today during a press conference. Joe claimed that he was the model for the...
