Due to Rock Star Shortage Satan Settles For Chubby Pop Star Weirdos
Satan held a press conference today to apologize for the embarrassing performance in his name on this years Grammys. Sam...
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The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame 2023 Nominees Are Here
It’s that time of year again. The weather outside may be gray and cold, but things are about to heat...
Paul McCartney & Dolly Parton Arrested Recreating Beatles Rooftop Concert
Paul McCartney and Dolly Parton have been arrested by London police today. The beloved duo were recreating the famous Beatles...
Joe Biden Claims He Was The Model for Sticky Fingers Album Cover
Joe Biden made a bizarre claim today during a press conference. Joe claimed that he was the model for the...
John Fogerty Loses Song Rights in Poker Game Just Days After Regaining Them
Creedence Clearwater Revival's John Fogerty lost the music rights to his songs in a high stakes poker game. This was...
Dave Grohl Announces Mickey Hart & Bill Kreutzmann to Join Foo Fighters
Dave Grohl announced today that the Grateful Dead drumming duo of Mickey Hart and Bill Kreutzmann will join the Foo...
Yoko Ono Tops List of 200 Greatest Singers of All Time
A ridiculous top 200 list by everyone’s favorite corporate rag has sparked anger, criticism and debates. Social media is abuzz...
Mikkey Dee & Lemmy’s Moles Reunite For Motorhead Tour
Motorhead drummer Mikkey Dee is reuniting with Lemmy’s moles for a full fledged Motorhead reunion tour and album. Former guitarist...
Yoko Ono Releases Christmas Album
A lot of Christmas dreams came true today. The long awaited Christmas Album by International songbird Yoko Ono was released....
New MTV Poll: St. Anger by Metallica Best Metal Album Ever
St. Anger by Metallica has been named the greatest heavy metal album of all time. The staff of MTV, Rolling Stone,...
Foo Fighters Announce Axl Rose on Vocals Dave Grohl on Drums
In a shocking announcement, the Foo Fighters have revealed that Axl Rose will join the band. Rose will take over...
UK Declares “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen is New National Anthem
The UK Parliament has passed a new bill that names “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen as the country’s new national...
Straight Man Accidentally Attends Cher Concert
Brad Wierck, 58, of Wichita Kansas was the first straight man to ever attend a Cher concert! Mr. Wierck found...
Pink Floyd Releases New Single Titled “We Hate Roger Waters”
After nearly 30 years without new material, Pink Floyd has returned with a new track. The song, titled “We Hate...
Rock Stars & Fans Involved in Huge Brawl at Rock n Roll Fantasy Camp
A fight involving rock stars and fans broke out at the Rock n Roll Fantasy camp on Sunday night, continuing...
Bon Jovi, Sebastian Bach, Dee Snider Among 24 Busted in Bad Music Sting
Jon Bon Jovi was among 24 “musicians” arrested in a sting announced this week by a joint task force of...
Yoko Ono Claims She Is The Female Vocalist On Stones Gimme Shelter
In a rare interview, Yoko Ono told Madhouse News that she is indeed the female singer delivering those blistering vocals...
Yoko Ono Vows To Put MORE Music On Spotify Unless They Remove Joe Rogan
Yoko Ono made a chilling announcement today. She vowed to keep her songs on Spotify and release new music daily...
Cowbell Used in Blue Oyster Cult’s Don’t Fear The Reaper Sells For $10 Million
The actual cowbell used in the recording of the classic rock masterpiece, “Don’t Fear The Reaper” sold today at auction...
Paul McCartney Tramples Grave of Record Exec That Rejected The Beatles
Just like the swallows returning from Capistrano, Salmon swimming upstream and Bears hibernating, you can count on Paul McCartney’s yearly...
Alex Van Halen, Vanilla Ice, Ace Frehley & Gene Simmons Form New Super Group
Fans all over the world were shocked today when news of the latest super group rocked the internet. In a...
Freddie Mercury’s Mustache Inducted Into Rock Hall of Fame
Even though it was unannounced, the induction of Freddie Mercury’s mustache into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, surely...
William Shatner Releases New Space Theme Album: “Live From Uranus”
William Shatner is capitalizing on his recent trek into space. He is releasing a brand new full length space inspired...
He’s Back. David Lee Roth Comes Out Of Retirement After 2 Days
On Friday, former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth announced his retirement. Roth stated that he is hanging up his...
Robert Plant & Snoop Dogg Collaborate on New Country Rap Album
Legendary Rapper Snoop Dogg and Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant are teaming up to record a new Country Rap Album....
K-tel Records Releasing New Woke Versions of Rock’s Greatest Hits!
By Claudia Stavola The compilation will be called Woke-n-Roll Hits Your Kids—and people from Africa, and the Middle East, and...
Fans Must Submit To Cavity Probe & Full Exam By Dave Grohl to Attend Foo Fighters Concert
The Foo Fighters have announced today that they are implementing drastic safety measures. In order to gain entrance to any...
Flea Chokes Fan For Saying Bass is Just a 4 String Guitar
Red Hot Chili Peppers bass player, Flea, lost his cool and choked a fan for insinuating the bass is an...
KC of Sunshine Band Breaks Hip While Shaking Booty on Stage
Harry Wayne Casey aka KC of KC and the Sunshine Band, injured himself while performing on stage in Florida. KC...
Fan Devastated After Learning Barry Manilow Did NOT Write The Songs
The World’s biggest Barry Manilow fan, Robert Day, was hospitalized today after learning that his idol, Manilow, did not in...
