Jimmy Page Thrown Out of Guitar Center For Playing Stairway to Heaven
Guitarist Jimmy Page was asked to leave a Guitar Center in Lubbock, Texas for breaking the cardinal sin of guitar...
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Jimmy Page Confirms He is Mastermind Behind Greta Van Fleet
Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page is the mastermind behind Greta Van Fleet. Page revealed the shocking news today during an...
Rare Frank Zappa Folk Album Sells For $2.7 Million
A very rare Frank Zappa Folk album made history today as the most expensive album of all time. The album...
KISS Announces ‘New Era’, Plans To Continue As Sock Puppets
KISS announced a New Era for the band as they will live on eternally as Sock Puppets. KISS closed out the...
Doors’ Drummer John Densmore Shot in Taint by Nail Gun!
Asbury Park, NJ — The Doors' drummer John Densmore suffered an injury Wednesday, when he was accidentally shot in the 'taint...
Henry Kissinger Recorded Grateful Dead Shows to Trade w World Leaders
Henry Kissinger Loved The Grateful Dead. Henry Kissinger died today at the age of 100. However, did you know that...
Cher Charged with Hate Crime For 1975 Stevie Wonder Medley w Osmonds
Cher has been charged with a hate crime for her 1975 Stevie Wonder medley with The Osmonds. The video clip...
Nickelback Named Best Heavy Metal Band Ever By Rolling Stone Poll
Rolling Stone magazine has once again created a stir in the music world by naming Nickelback the best Heavy Metal...
Dylan Mulvaney Hits #1 With Remake of I Am Woman by Helen Reddy
Dylan Mulvaney hits #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with a new remake of the 1970s anthem “I Am Woman”...
Phish Fan’s Drug Induced Stupor Wears Off; Realizes Phish Sucks
Everett Walker, a lifelong Phish fan, and heavy drug user, came to a harsh realization recently. Walker snapped out of...
Noel and Liam Gallagher Have Knife Fight on Stage, Ends in Reconciliation!
Noel and Liam Gallagher, the brothers who formed the group Oasis, have apparently declared a truce after a near life...
Hendrix Estate Releases Rare Recordings of Lil Jimi Reciting ABC’s
Jimi Hendrix ABC's. In what appears to be another money grab, The estate of Jimi Hendrix has released more rare...
MGK Voted Best Heavy Metal Guitarist of All Time by MTV
MGK aka Machine Gun Kelly has been named the greatest heavy metal guitarist of all time. The staff of MTV,...
Lab Rats Go On Strike After Being Forced To Listen To Bon Jovi Music
In what is being called the Rodent Rebellion, Lab rats went on strike after being forced to listen to Bon...
My 1985 Encounter with Michael Jackson Was a Lie
Keith Hollis, now a grown man in his 40’s, was devastated to learn that his favorite childhood memory of meeting...
Santana Makes Amends By Re-Making Hit Song w Dylan Mulvaney
Legendary guitarist Carlos Santana was forced to make amends by re-recording one of his hit songs with Dylan Mulvaney. Santana...
Gene Simmons Will Let You Smell His Fingers For $50
Just when you thought KISS and Gene Simmons had run out of ways to sell merchandise to their fans! Gene...
Ben Affleck Admits He Cannot Name Any J-Lo Songs
Ben Affleck vs J-Lo Songs. A new poll shows that 99.9% of the population cannot name another J-Lo song, besides...
Peter Frampton Reveals Embarrassing Story Behind “I’m In You”
Musician Peter Frampton reveals the embarrassing story behind his 1977 hit song “I’m In You”. Little did the world know...
The Clash To Reunite With Axl Rose on Vocals
Punk Rock fans were shocked today as Mick Jones announced The Clash is reuniting. The three original members: Jones, Paul...
Ann Wilson Announces New Version of “Heart” w Slash & Michael Anthony
Ann Wilson revealed in a recent interview with Madhouse News that she intends to head out on the road this...
Bill Wyman Punches Mick Jagger During Recording Session Reunion
Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman punched Mick Jagger in the nose today. The incident occurred during a recording studio...
Garth Brooks Records “I Got You Babe” Duet With Dylan Mulvaney
Country music singer Garth Brooks has recorded a duet with Dylan Mulvaney. Brooks and Mulvaney rebooted the Sonny & Cher...
Axl Rose Arrested For Stating ‘Chinese Democracy’ is GNR’s Best Album
Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose was arrested today by authorities in Madrid, Spain. Rose was detained and questioned after...
Ed Sheeran Files Countersuit: Marvin Gaye Stole MY Song
Ed Sheeran was victorious in his lawsuit. Sheeran then immediately turned the tables and filed a countersuit claiming that Marvin...
Dee Snider Thrilled IRS Using Twisted Sister Song for New Ad Campaign
Musician Dee Snider is ecstatic that the Internal Revenue Service is using a Twisted Sister song in their new ad...
Mick Mars New Supergroup w Michael Anthony, Ace, Peter & Lady Gaga
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars announced that he has formed a new supergroup. The new band will include Ace Frehley...
Eric Clapton: ‘Wonderful Tonight’ Was a Ploy So Patti Would Get Ready Faster
Legendary guitarist Eric Clapton admitted in an interview that the song “Wonderful Tonight” was just a clever ploy. Clapton confirmed...
Donald Trump’s Remake of Metallica’s “And Justice For All” Hits #1
Donald Trump Skyrockets to #1 on iTunes with his new single. The song is a cover of Metallica’s classic “And...
Greta Thunberg’s Brother Hans Joins Swedish Metal Band Amon Amarth
Did you know that environmental activist Greta Thunberg has a brother named Hans? And did you know that he is...
