Casey Anthony Opens Day Care in Florida!

Casey Anthony, the Florida woman at the center of a 2011 murder case involving her daughter, has opened a day care center in Florida. Kids are dying to get enrolled in the daycare. Parents were lined up overnight in order to get into the exclusive daycare run by a celebrity.

Ms. Anthony has opened the ‘Rock-A-Bye Baby’ daycare center in a strip mall in Orlando, Florida. Casey stated that her daycare does not believe in all the bells and whistles and that makes it affordable for parents. “We don’t have fancy stuff like qualified teachers, curriculums and healthy snacks. We duct tape the kids to a wall and feed them some Funyons.”

Casey Anthony Opens Day Care

A jury acquitted Anthony of murdering her two-year-old child. Instead, the jury convicted her of four misdemeanor counts of lying to police and owning a duck without a license. At the present time There are no laws in Florida to prevent Ms. Anthony from opening the daycare center. Presently she already has over 30 students enrolled. Many more are on the waiting list.

Rock a Bye Baby Daycare offering 25% Off

In 2011, Anthony was put on trial but the case ended in an acquittal that shocked the country. Though the official verdict saw Anthony walk free, most people considered her guilty based on her actions leading up to and in the immediate aftermath of her daughter’s disappearance.

Even OJ Simpson was shocked at the verdict. “She was found innocent” said OJ. “Ha that b*tch was even guiltier then I was. Um wait a minute, can we scratch that. What I meant to say was, I would like to help her find the real killers. It probably was the same ones that killed Nicole.”

What Could Go Wrong?

At this point We interviewed Betty Zimmerman, after she dropped her 2 daughters off at the new daycare center, which is located next to a liquor store and a topless bar. Miss Zimmerman stated “I have no problem with Casey Anthony, she paid her debt to society, she was never convicted of any wrong doings, so whats the worst that could happen? Plus this place is half the price of other daycare centers in town”.