Carmine Appice & Nikki Sixx Come to Blows on L.A Street

Fists were flying as drummer Carmine Appice and Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx came to blows on a Los Angeles Street. The two musicians have been having a war of words on social media. The sniping led to a full out brawl when they ran into each other outside of the Whisky A Go-Go. Nikki Sixx ended up on the losing end of Appice’s fists.

Appice and Sixx used to be good friends. Things went south however when Appice alleged that Motley Crue use backing tracks at their concerts and can’t really play. Sixx angrily tweeted, “A washed up drummer trying to speak for us? And bottom feeder media running with it to make money off of lies? Welcome to the sad new world of LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME.”

Carmine Appice

Carmine Appice responded to Sixx’s remarks with a tweet of his own, which read, “At least this washed up drummer can play his instrument well who has pioneered heavy rock drumming and can educate others around the world on his instrument! PS – I banged your Mom.“

Nikki Sixx

Sixx vowed to get even and waited outside the Whisky A Go-Go where Appice was having a Rock n Roll Fantasy Camp event. Nikki lied in wait for Appice to exit the venue. Finally as Carmine exited the venue, Sixx emerged from the shadows and screamed, “I hear ya been talking sh*t old man.” Appice then replied “Oh Yeah, you wanna dance? Let’s dance.”

Carmine Appice & Nikki Sixx Come to Blows on L.A Street

Sixx then took a swing at Appice. Carmine channels his inner Floyd Mayweather and lands an immaculate ‘pull and counter’ combo knocking Sixx to the ground. Appice landed a flurry of blows to Sixx’s skull and a number of kicks to his ribs. Carmine then beat Sixx with everything but the kitchen sink. He beat Sixx with a tree branch, lead pipe and a garbage can. Appice ended the beating by pulling out a pair of drum sticks and playing a Vanilla Fudge drum solo on Sixx’s skull.

With Sixx lying in the street, black hair dye running down the gutter, Carmine’s brother Vinny stepped him. Vinny tased Sixx, grabbed him by the onions and threw him in the trunk of the car. “You want I should bury him in Jersey” said Vinny.

Sixx was treated for scrapes, abrasions, broken knee cap, twisted colon and a bruised ego. Due to the blunt force trauma to the abdomen doctors removed a portion of the small intestine. The Doctor joked that Sixx now has a semi colon. Dr. Brian Beal feared that Sixx had mild traumatic brain injury but Nikki assured him that was a pre existing condition. Dr. Beal commented, “When the patient first came in, I thought he got hit by a bus. I couldn’t believe he was beaten up by an elderly drummer. I warned Mr Sixx that in the future he should not mess with Italian guys from New York City. Especially guys named Carmine and Vinny. Pretty Boys from Los Angeles should stay in their lane.”