Caitlyn Jenner Sets Penis on Fire to Protest Trump’s Trans Bathroom Policy!
Caitlyn Jenner staged an usual protest Friday, as she set her penis on fire.
The stunt was to protest Donald Trump’s new policy that reverses the national Transgender Bathroom Act of 2016. Caitlyn said her protest was similar to the monks that set themselves on fire to protest the Vietnam War back in the 1960’s.
Jenner, said “This is the least I can do. I am sacrificing my penis for the transgender people out there, that are forced to pee in the street. This is for all the poor transgenders that must pee in their own bathrooms before leaving the house. This is the single most important issue facing the country today, and that my friends, is why I set my penis on fire.”
Bystander Willie Mae Jenkins who witnessed the shocking event told Madhouse Magazine, “It was the most ridiculous thing I ever saw. Jenner pulled out her little old shriveled up junk and poured lighter fluid on it, and then lit it up. It looked like a weenie roast. Like one of them pigs in a blanket that you left on the grill too long. I was laughing so hard, then I gave her my lemonade to put out the fire.” Caitlyn was treated for first degree burns and released.
