Caitlyn Jenner Sets Crotch on Fire to Launch Run For Governor

Caitlyn Jenner staged an unusual stunt Friday, as she set her penis area on fire. The stunt was her way of kicking off her bid to run for Governor of California. 

Jenner said, “I wanted to kick things off with a bang. What better way to draw attention, than setting your junk on fire? I am sacrificing my wiener or what’s left, for the good people of California. Newsom is a douche, and a disaster. That my friends, is why I set my penis on fire and why I choose to run. I bet Gavin won’t set his weeny on fire!”

Jenner, the Olympic gold medalist with a reality-show family, announced that she will run for governor of California. The state’s Democratic governor, Gavin Newsom, is likely to face a recall election this year.

Burn Baby Burn

Bystander Willie Mae Jenkins who witnessed the shocking event told Madhouse News, “It was the most ridiculous thing I ever saw. Jenner pulled out her little old shriveled up junk and poured lighter fluid on it, and then lit it up. It looked like a weenie roast. Like one of them pigs in a blanket that you left on the grill too long. I was laughing so hard, then I gave her my lemonade to put out the fire.” Caitlyn was treated for first degree burns and released.

Jenner won the gold medal in the decathlon at the 1976 Olympics. Jenner’s daughters with Kris Jenner — Kendall and Kylie Jenner — are part of the famous family on the long-running reality series Keeping Up With the Kardashians, alongside Kris Jenner’s children with the late attorney Robert Kardashian. 

The girls rose to fame and fortune by showing their butts in public. Some believe the Kardashian family was cursed after Robert was involved in the controversial OJ Simpson trial. Caitlyn Jenner Sets Penis on Fire to Protest Trump’s Trans Bathroom Policy!