Bubbles The Chimp Claims Michael Jackson Molested Him!

Bubbles The Chimp, with the aid of an interpreter, has alleged that Michael Jackson repeatedly molested him. Bubbles felt now was the time to come clean,  in light of the new “Finding Neverland” documentary. 

The chimp was born in 1983 and was adopted by Michael Jackson when he was 8 months old. Bubbles is now 35 years old and lives quietly at the Center for Great Apes in Wauchula, Florida, where he is said to enjoy painting, listening to Bon Jovi music and flinging his feces. 

Slippery When Wet

We sat down this weekend with Bubbles and enjoyed some fresh oranges. Bubbles loves Oranges. We had a nice visit and Bubbles showed us his favorite album, “Slippery When Wet” by Bon Jovi. He gave us a tour of his living quarters and showed us his memorabilia from his days as Michael Jackson’s partner and traveling companion. His favorite memory is when he accompanied MJ to the Oscars and got to meet many stars including Dolly Parton.

Bubbles is fluent in sign language and told his story through handler Teresa McClure. Things were good at first but when Bubbles turned 5, Jackson forced him to do housework wearing sexy underpants. Jackson started showing Bubbles pornography, plying him with alcohol and forcing him to play “hide the banana”. Bubbles dad Mr. Jiggs said Jackson “repeatedly committed sexual battery” on his son. A former member of Jackson’s household staff, Blanca Francia, testifies that she saw the singer taking a shower with Bubbles.

Bubbles and his handler are suing for $7.5 Million in damages. Bubbles also claims that he wrote “Beat It”, and wants back royalties and publishing. When a reporter from that corporate Rock n Roll rag magazine showed up and asked Bubbles for a comment, Bubbles flung feces and climbed up a tree. 

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