Bruce Springsteen Sued By Wife and Kids in Baltimore

Bruce Springsteen is being sued by his ex-wife, for alimony and back child support.

Terry Springsteen has petitioned the family court of Baltimore to garnish Bruce’s wages for 40 years of back child support.

“We met in a Kingstown bar, we fell in love” said Terry. “Then one day he went out for a ride he never came back. He calls me and tells me he’s got a hungry heart. Hungry Heart!? I got 11 hungry kids you S.O.B! It’s time to lay down some money and play your part.”

Terry and Bruce were married for 9 years and had 11 kids together. Terry is seeking $50 million in back child support for her and her 11 kids. The youngest kid, Claude was only 3 days old when Bruce left.

Terry raised all 11 kids on her own in a shack on the outskirts of Baltimore, Maryland. The family survived on $12 per year in Government handouts. Terry sold 4 of the kids to make ends meet.

Bruce Springsteen told Madhouse News, “yeah I kind of remember a girl named Terry and a bunch of snot nosed brats, I wondered what happened to them. Well I don’t owe them nothing, man. It was a death trap, a suicide rap, I pulled out to win.”