Brian May Almost Circumcised During Royal Sword Mishap: Risque Underpants Exposed

Brian May officially has a new title. The Queen guitarist was knighted by King Charles at Buckingham Palace. Unfortunately a mishap occurred as King Charles was showing off his fencing skills. The bumbling King had a dangerous sword mishap and almost circumcised Sir Brian. The incident left May pants-less with his risque, “The Man, The Legend” underpants exposed.

Brian May Knighthood

The guitar icon was knighted today “for services to music and charity work” at a Buckingham Palace investiture ceremony and he’s now officially known as Sir Brian Harold May. The knighthood went off without incident. After the lavish ceremony, Sir Brian posed for photos outside Buckingham Palace with his wife Anita Dobson and Adam Lambert.

Everyone was enjoying a nice cup of tea and some crumpets. May asked to see King Charles sword and the two were chatting it up. Charles then proceeded to show off some of his fencing skills. The King’s hand to eye coordination ain’t what it used to be. He misjudged the distance between himself and Brian. The sword sliced May’s pants clean off.

Sir Brian was standing there in front of a crowd of people in just his underpants. To make matters even worse the underpants were quite risque. Written on the underpants, “The Man” with an arrow pointing up and “The Legend” pointing to May’s privates.

Brian May Almost Circumcised

“My life flashed in front of my eyes” said May. “I was afraid to look down, I thought for sure my twigs and berries would be on the ground. After what seemed like an eternity I opened up my eyes and to my delight my wobbly bits were intact.”

“The least of my worries was my risque underpants. I am glad I wasn’t wearing my “Home of the Whopper” or “Warning Choking Hazard” underwear. Today could have been a huge tragedy. I may have gained a Knighthood but I almost lost my manhood.” Sir Brian posted the photo on social media with the caption, “What an Honor. Thanks King Charles. And Keep the Tip.”