Breaking: Chris Brown Will Join Rihanna & Slap Her Silly On Stage

Rihanna will be performing during this year’s super bowl half time show. Rumors are swirling concerning who will join her on stage. It has become a thing now that artists must pull fifty or sixty other artists on stage since they cannot command the big stage alone. An undisclosed source close to Rihanna has confirmed the rumor that Chris Brown will be joining Rihanna this year.

I Got You Babe

The source stated that the plan is for Chris Brown to pretend to bum rush the stage and grab the mic from Justin Timberlake. Rihanna and Brown will perform a duet of the Sonny & Cher classic “I Got You Babe”. Brown will then slap Rihanna silly on stage before ripping off her top exposing her left boob.

Rihanna & Chris Brown

The source continued, “You have to have a gimmick when you are not that talented. Rihanna can sing, she is pretty and has a few nice songs, but to make the news you have to be controversial. Janet Jackson exposed her right boob, so we are going left. However, no one ever got they a$$ beat on stage before. This is going to be epic. Rihanna and Chris are all for it. They thought the idea was genius. Think about how much press the Chris Rock Will Smith slap got. This should be much bigger than that.”

Breaking: Chris Brown Will Join Rihanna & Slap Her Silly On Stage

Rihanna and Chris Brown had a tumultuous 2 year relationship that ended after Brown assaulted RiRi. The attack left Rihanna bruised and battered. Brown pled guilty to felony assault and was sentenced to 2 weeks probation and 8 hours of community service. Plus he had to promise to never do it again.

Throw The First Stone

Rihanna apparently believes in forgive and forget. “We have maintained a very close friendship ever since the restraining order’s been dropped, we’ve just worked on it, little by little. As the bible says let him who hasn’t been beaten within an inch of their life by the love of their life throw the first stone.”

NFL commish Roger Goodell was asked his favorite Rihanna song and replied, “I think she has a song about an Umbrella or something. Honestly though between me and you, I don’t listen to that crap. I also don’t watch that halftime show nonsense. Music is not really for me, but I do like soft yacht rock like the Little River Band and Kenny G. Kenny G rocks.”