Bono & Roger Waters Come To Blows at Bellagio Hotel in Vegas

Roger Waters and Bono took their feud to a whole new level yesterday. The duo got into a knock down drag out fight in the fountains at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas. It began as all of these feuds do, with a little innocent sniping in the press and on social media. However this feud turned into fisticuffs with two elderly multimillionaires rolling around in a fountain.

Bono, the lead signer for U2 and Roger Waters the former bass player for Pink Floyd appear to have differing opinions. We are not sure but we understand they root for opposing soccer teams. Bono cheers for team Ireland and Waters for Manchester United.

Bono Vs Roger Waters

Apparently Bono was promoting his team and dissing Roger’s team on stage during a recent U2 concert at The Sphere in Las Vegas. This angered Waters who then called Bono, “An enormous disgusting pile of excrement. Anybody who knows Bono should go and pick him up by his ankles and shake him until he stops being an enormous disgusting pile of excrement.”

Bono & Roger Waters Come To Blows at Bellagio Hotel in Vegas

The next day Bono and Waters ran into each other at The Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas. Bono yelled at Waters, “Keep my name out your mouth.” Waters replied, “Come at me bro.” At this point, Bono put his head down and ran full speed into Waters stomach. This knocked both men into the dancing waters in front of the hotel.

Say It

Waters rained blows down on Bono’s skull until the elderly rock stars were both exhausted. After a short break Waters choked Bono and held him under water. Roger screamed, “Say you like Manchester United, say it.” Bono refused and freed himself with an uppercut to Roger’s throat. The fight lasted for 30 minutes as the rockers beat each other up and down the Las Vegas Strip.

Eventually the brawl culminated with a gallant last stand by Bono at the Bellagio buffet. Waters was on Bono’s back choking him with a string of sausages. It looked light it might be the end for Bono but he was able to reach up and grab a giant crab leg and clamped it onto Roger’s ‘nads. The two exhausted me then collapsed onto the gelato stand. Both men were treated for cuts and bruises and released. Bono suffered a missing tooth and two cracked ribs. Waters was resting with a twisted colon and swollen scrotum.