Bono Panics During Fire, Pushes Women, Children & the Elderly at Refugee Camp!

Bono, lead singer of U2, was visiting a Syrian refugee camp, when a small fire broke out. Instead of calmly leading the refugees to safety, Bono ran screaming, knocking down any refugees that stood in his way. 

Bono known for his humanitarian work, which includes getting other people to donate money, and telling others how to live, just flew in on his private jet to drop off U2 cd’s to the refugees. Bono was making dinner reservations on his cell phone, when he smelled smoke. Fearing the worst, Bono took off running and screaming. The refugees were pushed to the ground as a terrified Bono ran for his life. The injured included women, children and the elderly.

When reached for comment at his 50 room mansion, Bono stated “Seemingly I was a coward, It may appear to the untrained eye that I was afraid, but I was running so I could then guide the others to safety. I am the leader.”

Refugee Sunil Abraham rejected Bono’s explanation. “Bullshit” yelled Abraham. “Bono was running and screaming like a little girl. He pushed my 87 year old mother ‘Babu’ to the ground and stepped on a small girl in his terror to get to safety. I saw him use a pregnant woman as a shield when he heard a car backfire. He’s a bad man, a very bad man. Show me ‘Babu’, where is ‘Babu’!?”

Bono and U2 are currently on tour, a tour on which they are to earn an estimated $57 Billion dollars.