Bon Jovi Opens 80s Big Hair Salon in NJ

Rocker Jon Bon Jovi has opened a 1980s hair salon in his beloved New Jersey. The salon caters to big hair and hairstyles of the 80s exclusively. Being a great humanitarian, JBJ will offer free cuts to underserved members of the big hair community. Operating on the pay what you can policy, those in need will get free or discounted styles. Named after Jon, the beauty parlor in Red Bank, NJ will offer free blowouts and will be called “Bon Jovi Blows”. 

“I saw people in need and I had to help” said Bon Jovi. “My fans and I, our entire identity is our hair. That’s all we got. Did you actually ever listen to my music? It is terrible. And OMG, did you ever read my lyrics? They are the worst. I have good hair, that is all I got. There are no places for us to go anymore to get these crazy 1980s styles.”

Bon Jovi Hair Salon

Basically The salon will be a full service salon that only caters to 80’s hair styes. No new fancy cuts or anything, just good old fashioned 1980’s hair metal do’s! There will be a drive through window for quick blow outs and touch ups. Jon actually purchased a warehouse full of 1980s new old stock cans of Aqua Net hairspray. “The real stuff that will burn a hole right through the ozone” giggled Jon. 

Of course all of the famous 1980s hair styles will be offered: The Shag, The Mullet, The Wolf Cut, Crimped Hair, Jheri Curls, Fades, Perms, Curly Bangs, The Flock of Seagulls, The High Pony and of course The Big Hair. Accessories will also be sold: Banana clips, headbands, Scrunchies, shoulder pads, fingerless gloves and much more. 

Here’s how it works:  There are no prices on the menu. Customers are asked to pay a $20 donation that covers their haircut, and someone else’s cut, too. However if you can’t donate money, you can donate service, like washing towels, sweeping up hair etc in exchange for your awesome new hair do.

Bon Jovi fan Christian Morelli was thankful for the new salon. “I have had this same poodle cut for 40 years. However, whenever I go to a barber or stylist they laugh me out of the chair. I cannot get Aqua Net anymore except on the black market. I can’t tell you what I have had to do to get a small can of Aqua Net in dark alleys. Unfortunately I have had to perform many unspeakable acts, but that’s all behind me now. All I can say is Thank God for Bon Jovi.”

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