Bob Weir Clad Only in Underpants Surprises John Mayer on Stage

Iconic rocker Bob Weir clad only in his underpants made a surprise visit to a stunned John Mayer. Mayer was performing to a sold out crowd when Weir strolled out on stage in his “Tightey Whiteys” looking ripped. The audience went crazy as Mayer stood there with a shocked yet amused look on his face.

Bob ran out onto the stage like a WWE Wrestler as he tore his shirt from his body while screaming like a man hopped up on goofballs. He sprinted across the stage like a lightning bolt, his graying hair flowing in the wind, and his abs glistening like the Holy Grail of abdominal enlightenment. It was a sight to behold, one that nobody in the crowd could ever have anticipated.

Bob Weir & John Mayer

The crowd went berserk as Weir started doing violent pelvic thrusts and assorted Karate moves. Caught up in the moment and what some say may be ‘roid rage, Weir body slammed Mayer. He got John in a sleeper hold until he almost passed out. Things got awkward as Weir then tea bagged John.

Mayer took it all in stride and was very happy to see his long time buddy. Weir took the microphone and explained that he was there to wish John a Happy Birthday. Coincidentally, Weir and Mayer share the same birthday. Things took a turn towards awkward again as Weir sung Happy Birthday to Mayer in a seductive Marilyn Monroe to JFK version.

Bob Weir Clad Only in Underpants Surprises John Mayer on Stage

Weir and Mayer then decided to play some songs together, much to the crowd’s delight. Bobby screamed, “Enough of this twelve year old girl pop horse sh*t” and the duo sprung into some Grateful Dead classics: “Lady With A Fan” “China Cat Sunflower” “New Speedway Boogie” and “Friend of the Devil”. Most of the 12 yo girls in the crowd fell asleep at this time or scrolled their phones looking bored. They sprung to life when Mayer and Weir closed the set with “Put A Ring On It” by Beyonce.

Who Was That?

Twelve year old Mayer fan Dina Najir commented, “What in the world was that? Who was that crazy old guy? It reminded me of the time I had a sleepover with my friends and my demented Grandpa came out in his underpants. My parents put him in a nursing home right after that. OMG John is playing Wonderland now, I have to go.”

Weir, longtime guitarist for The Grateful Dead is incredibly ripped for a man his age. Bob is very active on social media sharing his workout regimens. He does calisthenics, yoga, medicine ball and Jumping Jacks all while wearing his signature onesie. Weir is fan of Jack LaLanne and is big into Richard Simmons’ “Sweating To The Oldies”.