Bob Dylan Dropkicks Fan for Taking His Photo Onstage!

Bob Dylan erupted after a concert in Vienna Austria and attacked a fan. Dylan sent the man to the hospital with broken ribs and a harmonica in his rectum. 

Dylan was apparently perturbed after nearly tripping over a wedge monitor during his encore and then noticing a fan snapping a photo. The singer-songwriter did not appreciate it. The fan, Nickolaus Gerstheimer, smirked at Dylan after taking the photo and Dylan gave him the finger. 

After performing “It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry,” Dylan left the stage, allowing his band to finish the evening per usual with an instrumental rendition of “Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues.”

As Dylan was leaving the venue for the tour bus, he ran into Gerstheimer again. The annoying man was near the bus smirking and taking photos. Dylan was incensed and screaming “Come at Me Bro”, “Come at Me Bro”! Gerstheimer thought this was an invitation to come closer and take pictures. However, Dylan charged the man and drop kicked the clown into the street. Dylan then pounced on the moron and a scuffle ensued. Dylan roughed the man up pretty good and after it was all said and done, Gerstheimer ended up with a Harmonica shoved up his rectum and 3 broken ribs. 

Gerstheimer was treated at the hospital and released. He later told Madhouse News, he could play “Blowin in the Wind” every time he passed gas. The Harmonica is currently on Ebay for $250K US.