Billy Joel Poses Completely Nude For Charity

Billy Joel has stripped naked to raise awareness for his favorite charity in the latest edition of Popular Mechanics.

“Besides raising money for my charity, it was very empowering” said Joel. “Like a big photographic f*** you to the patriarchy. It was fun, exciting and maybe a little risky to be naked. I felt like a young naked Swedish boy running through the countryside.”

The controversial issue which hit news stands today, will feature Joel in all his glory, and we do mean All! The issue is quite graphic and contains full frontal nudity, spread eagle poses, closeups, bondage and internals. 

We reached out to people buying the magazine for comment, and fan Fred Moskowitz told us, “It was absolutely horrifying, yet compelling. I could not look away. This is my second issue that I am buying. The first issue had to be burned. I feel sick and ashamed of myself.”

Dennis Mason who purchased the magazine for laughs, commented “I am a veteran and this was my Vietnam. I was a Rear Admiral during Desert Storm and a Homicide detective with the NYPD for 20 years, but I have never witnessed anything so disturbing in my life. The part that really got to me was the special feature video link, which showed Joel completely nude changing a tire with a pneumatic drill. The undulating is burned into my corneas.”

The proceeds will go to Joel’s favorite charity, ‘Hats for the Headless’. “It’s a cause that is near and dear to my heart” said Joel. “My father was headless and his father was headless. They do a lot of good work.”