Billy Joel Buys Elvis Presley's Final Bowel Movement For $1.7 Million!

Musician Billy Joel who is a big memorabilia collector, hit the lottery Tuesday, when he won an auction to purchase Elvis Presley feces!

Besides the prized turd; toe nail clippings, pubic hair, belly button lint and other Elvis Presley-related memorabilia were sold at the Graceland auction in Tennessee. Bidders came from all over the world for a chance to win some prized Elvis memorabilia.

The Guest House

Elvis Presley Enterprises says the auction at The Guest House Graceland netted more than $2.3 Million on The King’s birthday. The Guest House is a hotel located steps from the Graceland home, where the singer lived in Memphis.

Billy Joel Buys Elvis Presley's Final Bowel Movement For $1.7 Million! — Billy Joel Loves Elvis

Billy Joel gushed with joy as he cradled the extremely rare fecal matter. “I really feel like I won the lottery” cried Joel. “I want to thank god and Christie Brinkley for granting me this prize. This is the crowning glory of my collection.” Also in Joel’s collection is Sammy Davis Jr’s eye, a condom once worn by Frank Sinatra and Mary Todd Lincoln’s diaphragm.

“I plan on displaying the poop on my piano at all my Madison Square Garden concerts” squealed Joel. “Liberace had his candelabra, I have Elvis’ excrement. I already have the perfect plastic toilet shaped case for displaying. I will have a light shining down on it from the heavens. It will be a sight to behold for sure. I am going to charge an extra $100 per ticket now and I will make my money back in no time.”

Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 as he sat on the toilet. The expensive defecation was scooped up and kept for years by Elvis’ housekeeper, Darlene Villalobos. Villalobos sold the dung in 2008 for $1 Million to an investment team headed up by U2 singer Bono and investor Warren Buffett.