Billie Joe Armstrong's Penis Bitten Off By Snapping Turtle!

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong may be singing Soprano on the bands next album!

Armstrong was taken to a hospital in Thailand after a run in with a snapping turtle. Armstrong was drunk and attending the world famous Stu Price LadyBoy extravaganza in Bangkok! It is the event of the season and was held at “Woo’s Boom Boom Room” in Thailand. Of course the event was named after the Stu Price character in The Hangover movie. In Hangover II, Stu Price had an infamous drug fueled interaction with a lady boy.

The Snapping Turtle Room

What happened next to Armstrong is hazy, and details are unclear. What is known, however, is that Armstrong was invited into the exclusive snapping turtle room. The “snapping turtle” room, is a fetish room reserved for European High Rollers, Saudi Princes, Japanese Businessmen, US Politicians, Journalists and Freaky Rock Stars!

Apparently, while in the room, the snapping turtle somehow latched onto Armstrong’s nether regions. The turtle clamped its jaws around Armstrong’s penis and shook Armstrong from side to side.

An eyewitness, Bill Freedman from the USA reported “I saw the whole thing, the turtle had the entire “Frank n Beans” in his mouth and chomped down and wouldn’t let go. That Armstrong fella was yellin’ and hollerin’ something awful. I felt bad for the guy but he shouldn’t have put his wiener in that there turtle’s mouth! He kept crying to the EMT’s that he tripped while heading to the shower and fell right on top of the turtle.”

Keep The Tip

Armstrong was transported to hospital, but it is unknown if the turtle bit off the entire member, or just the tip. Were Doctors able to retrieve the penis and reattach it? These questions and many more will be answered on the next episode of, “As The Madhouse Turns” Stay tuned for more details.