Bill Wyman Accuses David Crosby of Stabbing Guy at Altamont

In a recent interview with Madhouse News, former Rolling Stones Bassist, Bill Wyman, confessed that David Crosby was the one who stabbed a man to death during the Stones 1969 Altamont concert. 

The Rolling Stones gave a free concert in December 1969 at the Altamont Speedway in California. They hired the Hells Angels as security and paid them in drugs and beer. What could go wrong

“I remember the day well. It was about 8AM and we were drinking from a gallon of Red Mountain Vin Rose. It’s got 200 tabs of LSD in it. Organic. Good stuff, too.” said Wyman. “We were gulping speed by the handful as well. By show time, I was pretty well lit up.”

“There was a lot of violence that day” continued Wyman. “Everyone was whacked out of their minds. Crosby was hanging with The Angels smoking Weed and one of the Angels let him wear his vest. I saw a fight break out in front of the stage and people running. I had a moment of clarity though and I clearly saw David Crosby stab that guy to death. Crosby then calmly handed the knife and vest back to The Angel and walked to a waiting helicopter and left.”

“I never said anything because the guy was never convicted, but I felt now was a good time to come clean because Crosby is always acting like a big douche.”

When asked for comment, Crosby stated “Hey it was a wild time, sure I may have killed someone, but hey it was the 60’s! There was 300K people at Altamont and 500K at Woodstock. If one guy gets killed, thats pretty good odds. But what about Trump!?”