Bill Cosby Spotted In Philly. Vows Revenge For All The Jokes & Memes

The newly freed Bill Cosby was spotted roaming around Philadelphia, looking like a man on a mission. Cosby was sporting a doo rag, shades, earring and a black tank top that showed off his massive guns. He was mumbling to himself over and over “that’s right, I’m bad”. Apparently Cosby has been hitting the gym hard while incarcerated. 

When reached for comment, Cosby admitted that he is preparing for payback. “A lot of people made a lot of jokes while I was in the big house. Let’s see how funny they are now. I was working out 7 days a week, I am huge and can crush a walnut with my butt cheeks. I wish a ‘muhfuka’ would.” 

Freedom

Cosby walked out of a Philadelphia-area prison a free man after serving more than two years of a three to 10-year sentence. His sentence was overturned by the Pennsylvania supreme court. In its 79-page ruling, the State Supreme court found that an agreement with then-Montgomery County District Attorney Bruce Castor Jr. prevented any rich person from being charged for any crimes.

Bill Cosby opened up to Madhouse News about his time in the penitentiary. “Yes, I took a lover in jail, but it was only to pass the time” said Cosby. “10 years is a long time. If I knew it was only going to be 2 years, I would have waited. I probably wouldn’t have shanked that gang member either.” 

“I saw the jokes, I saw the memes, and they weren’t funny” said Cosby. “But let’s see how funny you think they are, when I roll up on you. I got a list of all you sumbitches and it’s reckoning time. My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee – Ezekiel 25:17.”

Philadelphia police have advised anyone that made a Bill Cosby joke or posted a funny meme on social media to stay indoors. And if Cosby offers you a beverage, definitely do not drink it.