Betty White Will Be The Next James Bond

The name is Bond, Betty Bond. The mystery over who will play the next James Bond has been solved. 007 Fans all over the world are shocked.

Daniel Craig is confirmed to portray Bond in one final movie, “No Time To Die”. There has been plenty of speculation about who will take over once he finally retires from playing 007. Rumors were flying around with names like Idris Elba, Jussie Smollett, Peter Dinklage, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Caitlyn Jenner, RuPaul and Henry Winkler.

Rebel Yell

There has also been a lot of talk about a woman playing Bond. Names such as Charlize Theron, Rebel Wilson and Margot Robbie were thrown about. Craig told Madhouse News, “What is you ignorant? James Bond is a man. There should simply be better parts for women and actors of color. Tell these Hollywood sonsofbitches to do something.”

Hollywood did kind of listen. However, no one saw Betty White in the new role. Franchise producer, Barbara Broccoli stated “I was delighted that we could create a role for a woman of age.”

Betty White will play Betty Bond, James Bond’s grandmother. The script details that Betty was the original Bond spy during World War II. She single handedly won the war and taught young James everything he knows.

Cool new gadgets for Betty include: a Rocket powered rascal scooter that doubles as a submarine. A walker equipped with double submachine guns and a flame thrower.