Bernie Sanders & Joe Biden Reminisce On Being College Students During 1918 Flu!

Presidential hopefuls Bernie Sanders & Joe Biden describe in detail what it was like as college students during the 1918 Flu. 

Bernie Sanders was a student at the University of Chicago during the pandemic and Biden was attending the University of Delaware.

“It was a rough time” said Biden, “I was big man on campus, but I had to completely stop bullying freshmen, it was too dangerous, I had to convince them to bully themselves, it was very hard on me. I stayed in my dorm room drinking and torturing small animals and insects that I could trap.”

Sanders commented, “23 Skidoo, Kiss Ya Later I’m Eating a Potato. It was hard on all of us. I was busy demonstrating to get Women the right to vote. We had to postpone some of our sit-ins and protests. But I remember I quarantined with a hot little honey, Talulah Getty, she was the bees knees. We made serious whoopee.”