Beatles & The Who Merge to Record Album & Tour
In what could be the greatest supergroup of all time, the surviving members of 2 of rock’s best bands are joining together to form ‘The Whotles’. The band plans to tour and release an album that will feature new material as well as a few reworked Beatle & Who classics.
The album will also contain mashups such as “Won’t Get Fooled On The Hill Again”, “Baba O’Rigby”, “Who Are You, Why Don’t We Do It In the Road”, & “A Day in the Life of My Generation”. A few special guests will appear on the album. Yoko Ono and Charles Manson disciple, Squeaky Fromme will sing on “Helter Skelter”. “That was a scary recording session” said Townshend, “I had one foot out the door, the whole time.”
The Whotles
‘The Whotles” lineup is: Paul McCartney on Bass, Ringo Starr will play drums, Roger Daltrey as lead singer with Pete Townshend on guitar. All members will sing backing and lead vocals. Other guest musicians will include Stevie Nicks on Tambourine, and Eminem on Flugelhorn. DJ Khaled will yell his name and produce the album.
“The four of us have been playing a weekly game of cribbage since 1974” said McCartney. “During the lockdown, we decided to have a little jam session after a particularly rousing match. It sounded pretty good so we decided to to give it a whirl and jam instead of playing cribbage. We were having loads of fun, and next thing you know we are a band.”
Intimate Tour
“We are currently doing a warmup tour” said Daltrey. “One guest will pay $1.7 million dollars USD and will be the only one in the theater. It will be very intimate, and you can shout out songs and we will play them. It is definitely worth the money. Well for us anyway.”
“Next year we are going to play the Grand Canyon” said Ringo. “We will pack it with every man, woman and child on earth and charge them $1 each. This way we will make like 8 billion dollars. That will be sweet. For a 2 hour show.”
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Yes!
This is a work, right. Total BS
This tour will be as amazing as the Slanthrax tour in Metal, and the Kink Floyd tour with The Davies brothers, Roger Waters and Nick Mason. Kink Floyd’s classic songs like Lola’s Money, You Really Got Time, Us and Ape Man and so many more.
Comedy just ain’t meant for some folk
It would behoove them to name themselves the
BeaWhovers instead. Opportunity missed!
Can’t wait to see the Whotles play at the Grand Canyon bringing my children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren along, it will be fab 4.
This collaboration has existed since the early 60s , its a little known fact that Ringo is the true genius behind the Beatles, the Who and the Rolling stones, he wrote all the songs for each of these bands , but allowed lennon, McCartney, Townshend and jagger to take the glory in exchange for them being his mates, Ringo historically struggled to form friendships and was a sad lonely child who took solace in his musical talents, which allowed him in later life to be a superstar in the worlds biggest band, he also worked behind the scenes with a variety of other stars, making superstars out of talentless ordinary humans, Timmy Mallet during one of his many appearances on the old grey whistle test once famously stated , without Ringo there would be no itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, a true testament to the genius that is Ringo Star.
Do my girlfriend and I have to bring our own chairs to the Grand Canyon.? I like shows in canyons, I have had many a good time in them.
Is this a joke? Because it sounds like a joke.
No. Why would you think that?
Blends well maybe! 👍
Come on,this cant be true,or am i an idiot?
Is this really a thing? I do hope so.
I’d rather watch them play cribbage.
Stop putting an H in Townsend!
You talking to Pete?
The Whotles?!!! Who’s the back up band or opening act? The Rutles?!!!
i sincerely hope someone in one of there camps or actually one of them see’s this and it becomes a reality with them recording new material!
They should call it The Bho instead.
Capital idea…
When you tour Portland, between the riots, of course, I’ll purchase the single ticket provided you throw in a XXL tee shirt.
We can party in the park blocks prior to the show and watch the kids fire-up in true Portland fashion. You can choose which ones are the Mod’s & Rockers.
Until then,
Jeffrey
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. A much welcomed distraction from politics
and the world.
News flash! Jim Morrison will guest star on maracas!
If this isn’t a joke, it should be.
Anybody but bono
They’re going to play “Our Song” :
Boris the Spider Back in the USSR. “
Very anxious to see Eminem play the flugelhorn..
Can’t wait, it will be fab!! Not sure about the name though, if they get in touch I could suggest a couple of other things they could do with this………… WHAT? Just trying to help! 🤣🤣🤣
It will obviously be released on Spoof Records, available on reel to reel cassette and vinyl.
There are no plans as yet for streaming, or CD or DVD, so watch this space.