Beatles & Stones Merge to Record Album & Tour This Year

Meet The Rolling Beatles. In the biggest news to ever hit the music industry, the surviving members of the two biggest bands in music history are joining forces. The Rolling Stones and The Beatles are combining to form the super-est super group ever.

Beatles & Stones Merge

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ron Wood, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have announced they plan to record an album and tour as a band this year. “It’s going to be the biggest event of all time” said band spokesperson and publicist Peyton Wise. “This event will be bigger than all of the world wars combined. Bigger than the renaissance, the dark ages and ooops, I almost said Jesus but we know what happened to Lennon when he said that. Let’s just say it’s going to be bigger than when DJ Khaled teamed up with Rihanna. Bigger than when The Harlem Globetrotters appeared on Scooby Doo. Bigger than, well you get the idea.”

Egos

How will this work you may ask? How will the huge egos be controlled? Well, Mick will of course play some guitar and sing lead on Stones songs, Paul will play bass and sing lead on Beatles songs. Ringo on drums, Keith and Ronnie on Guitars.

Beatles & Stones Merge to Record Album & Tour This Year

The band is currently in the studio writing new songs and rehearsing for the tour. The tour will be a complete world tour and will hit every country lasting some 3 years. Special guests will include former Stones members Bill Wyman and Mick Taylor. John Lennon’s family will join the tour, Yoko, Julian Lennon, and Sean Lennon. Ringo’s son Zak Starkey, Billy Prestons plumber Andre Johnson, and some of Mick’s 300 children will join in as well.

Rivalry

The two bands always had a friendly rivalry going. However, this year the friendly became violent. After McCartney dissed The Stones, he and Mick had a knock down drag out fight at an In N Out Burger Restaurant in California. Following the brawl, the pair got together at a local pub for a pint and some bangers and mash. Mick and Mac had a few dozen beers, then the duo came up with the idea for the collaboration. “It seemed like a natural progression for the two bands” said McCartney, “and long overdue.”

Stay tuned for all your “Rolling Beatles” news and tour dates. The band will be doing a special interview and live concert for Madhouse Magazine.

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