Anthony Weiner Busted Stealing Hillary Clinton’s Underpants!

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Disgraced Ex Congressman, failed Mayoral Candidate, late night sexter and all around creep Anthony Weiner is at it again. After just being released from prison!

Weiner was caught on surveillance camera breaking into Hillary Clintons laundry room and sniffing her soiled panties. He then stole 2 giant pair of Clinton’s bloomers and 1 pair of Bill Clintons leopard skin thongs. The undergarments were found later by the Secret Service stashed in Weiner’s briefcase.

IT’S A WEINER!

Weiner was investigated in the past for serial sexting of underage girls, and for the possible misuse of top secret servers and emails.  His wife, Huma Abedin was the aide and right hand woman to Hillary Clinton.

Huma has forgiven Weiner for his deranged actions time and time again, and this will be no exception. Huma commented on this most recent indiscretion by saying, “Oh that little scamp, he’s such a rascal. Boys will be boys you know”.

When asked for comment, Hillary grabbed a baseball bat and shrieked ” that little son of a bitch, creep! If I get my hands on him, I will rip off his weiner and shove it up his arse! I will break every bone in his creepy little body. That sick little motherfu*ker!”