Angus Young Grows To 7 Feet Tall After Getting Jabbed

AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young has miraculously grown 2 feet overnight after getting his second dose of the “<Rhymes with Maxine>”.

It does not appear he took the pharmaceutical version of the “<Rhymes with Maxine>”, but rather “a bootleg “<Rhymes with Maxine>” from a fan,” AC/DC spokesperson said in a statement. Angus got the home made “<Rhymes with Maxine>” from a fan, Travis Harrington, according to AC/DC management.

What Could Go Wrong?

“This guy offered me something, so I took it, what could go wrong?,” said Angus “He looked like he knew what he was talking about and he was wearing a white lab coat. I figured that I have snorted, smoked, drank so many things over the years, that one more can’t hurt.”

Angus Young Grows To 7 Feet Tall — Big Angus!

Young, known for his small stature, stood only 5’2” before getting the jab. “I figured I better chase it with a bottle of Jack Daniels.” said Angus. “Immediately I started growing and growing. It was wild. I thought I took LSD by mistake, but I felt fine, I just shot up 2 feet taller. I am 7 f*cking feet tall now! It’s a Miracle!”

More Than Lebron

The Los Angeles Lakers immediately contacted Angus and hired him as their new “Center”. “I never played basketball in my life” said Angus. “They told me all I have to do is stand there near the basket. They will throw the ball to me and then I just have to place it in the basket. Sounds easy enough, and I am willing to give it a go for $42 Million per year. They told me I will be making more than Lebron James but not to tell anyone. Ooops.”

Since news of the miracle has spread, millions of little people have been lining up to get the miracle “<Rhymes with Maxine>”, but medical officials have warned “Sit down, shut up, I told you not to be stupid you moron. Just stay home and be safe, wear 2 masks and wash your dirty little hands.”