Angus Young Grows To 7 Feet Tall!

AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young has miraculously grown 2 feet overnight after drinking from the Peeing Boy Statue in Brussels. Young, known for his small stature, stood only 5’2” before making the trek to Brussels.

Upon arrival in Brussels one of the first attractions you are shown is the Manneken Pis (little pee man in Flemish). The peeing boy is a small bronze fountain statue from the 17th century that is only 61cm (24 inches) tall.

Since news of the miracle has spread, millions of midgets and little people have made the pilgrimage to Brussels to drink from the Peeing Boy Fountain.

Brussels officials do not know how this miracle occurred, but are quite certain it did. Brussels Mayor Philippe Close said that he witnessed Angus Young drinking and splashing around in the fountain, and the next day he was 2 feet taller. “I was amazed when I saw him the next day” exclaimed the excited Mayor. “We are going to get quite a rise in tourism, I imagine. I guess we will have to install steps, so all the little people will be able to reach the fountain. I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that U.S Basketball Player Kareem Abdul Jabbar was spotted washing his nuts in the fountain just last week!?”

The Manneken Pis is located southwest of the town hall. If you are at the Grand Place facing the town hall take the exit on the left, the peeing boy is two blocks behind the town hall.