Alice Cooper Accidentally Eats Fossilized Egg Containing a Live Dinosaur Embryo

Unbeknownst to him, Shock Rocker Alice Cooper was served and consumed a fossilized egg containing a living dinosaur embryo.

Cooper was dining at an exclusive Chinese restaurant in Hollywood when he ordered the thousand year old egg with rice. Unfortunately there was a mixup in the kitchen and Alice was served a million year old egg which actually contained a real live dinosaur embryo.

Lee Ho Phuk

The million year old eggs were part of a rare collection of restaurant owner, Lee Ho Phuk. Phuk was sending the eggs to a secret Jurassic Park exhibit in Thailand. Apparently Phuk and his men smuggled the dinosaur eggs out of China and they were stored in the restaurant kitchen. They were to be shipped to Thailand the following day.

Alice Cooper Accidentally Eats Fossilized Egg Containing a Live Dinosaur Embryo

A bus boy knocked over a tray of eggs and they were intertwined with the dinosaur eggs. The worker mistakenly picked up 2 dinosaur eggs for Alice’s order and gave them to the chef. The dinosaur eggs were then packed up and shipped off to Thailand. When they get to their destination they will be surprised that 2 of their prized dinosaur eggs are really chicken eggs.

Tastes Like Chicken

“I always order the thousand year old eggs. They are delicious. These were quite different though” said Alice. “I was hungry so as soon as the eggs came out I started devouring them. These eggs were much larger than hat I usually get and the inside was crunchy. It tasted like chicken. After I finished the first egg I realized the crunch was from bones. The second egg began hatching and a baby velociraptor popped out. I quickly put it in my jacket. I am keeping it as a pet now. It will be a cool edition to my stage show. I told the owner I ate both eggs.”