Alex Murdaugh Guilty: Sentenced to Watch Entire Academy Awards
Alex Murdaugh was found guilty of murder. He was sentenced to watch the entire Academy Awards show on TV. Some say it is too harsh of a sentence and would not wish that on their worst enemy. Murdaugh’s lawyers say they will appeal in favor of life in prison.
A jury in South Carolina reached a verdict of guilty on all counts after just three hours of deliberations in the case of disgraced former attorney Alex Murdaugh, who was accused of killing his wife and son in 2021.
Gingers, Lies & Privilege
The Murdaugh family caught the attention of the world as they were the subjects of a Netflix documentary. A family of Southern weirdo gingers involved in murder, lies, drugs, embezzlement, coverups, corruption, entitlement and privilege.
The trial was the most watched murder trial since the OJ Simpson trial. Most viewers were against the creepy Murdaugh and thought he was guilty. However, He did have at least two fans on his side. Both OJ Simpson and Jussie Smollett spoke out on Murdaugh’s behalf and stated he was innocent. “I think the same killers that murdered my wife, murdered Murdaugh’s wife and son” said OJ. “That reminds me, I have to get out there and find those killers. I am hot on their trail.”
Trial attendee Cindy McGaughey commented, “I want to know why they call him Alek when it is spelled Alex. They may be a bunch of in bred gingers but being forced to watch the Oscars is a little harsh.
Buster & Paw Paw
Murdaugh was convicted on four counts: the murder of Maggie Murdaugh, the murder of Paul Murdaugh, and two counts of possession of a weapon during a crime. Alex, 54, faces 30 years to life in prison without parole for each murder charge. He also faces 10 years for calling his sons “Buster” and “Paw Paw” and another 10 years for being a chubby ginger. All of that has been reduced to life with a chance of parole in 100 years after sitting through the Academy Awards.
Academy Awards
Alex Murdaugh will be locked in a room Sunday night with eyes held open. Not only will he have to watch the entire 4 hour plus show, he will also have to watch all of the red carpet nonsense as well. This means he will have to sit through all of the BS speeches from a bunch of know nothing dummies. He will have to endure the host’s monologue, skits and awards for best key grip and International short film.
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