After Backlash Bud Light Announces New Spokesmodels: Sheneneh & Wanda

Bud Light announces that Sheneneh and Wanda will be their new beer spokesmodels. After a huge backlash over their last choice for a spokesperson, the Bud Light marketing department changed direction and selected more appropriate models. 

Anheuser- Busch stocks are free falling. Executives have been witnessed on ledges over what many are calling the biggest blunder since New Coke. Former Bud Light fans are boycotting the brand after their ridiculous choice to showcase Dylan Mulvaney as the brand ambassador. Kid Rock posted a video of himself using cases of bud light for target practice. There have been videos of bud light being run over by a steam roller, thrown off the Empire State Building, dropped out of helicopters and sent over Niagara Falls. Others are accusing Mulvaney of being a fraud and wearing ‘woman-face’. 

Bud Light Spokesmodels

Executives have named Shenenah Jenkins and Wanda Wayne as the new Bud Light girls. They are hoping this will save face and reverse the boycott of loyal fans. Shenenah Jenkins is a character played by Martin Lawrence on his TV show and Wanda Wayne was played by Jamie Foxx on In Living Color. 

Bud Light Executive Gabe Manwaring released the following statement: “Sheneneh Jenkins is a strong woman of color that we can all get behind. With her hair weaves, flashy clothes and big juicy booty she is ghetto fabulous. She is a great role model as she is a business owner. She is the owner of Sheneneh’s Sho’ Nuff Hair Salon in Detroit.”

Wanda Wayne

He continued, “Wanda Wayne is an inspiration to us all. Even though she was hideously ugly she did not let that stop her. Wanda oozed confidence and is another great role model. Who can forget Wanda’s catch phrases: I’m gon’ rock yo world, I got you and Red to go. Every beer drinker will love Wanda.”

Martin Lawrence and Jamie Foxx have been paid huge sums of money to reprise their roles in a series of new ads for Bud Light. The ads will also feature favorites such as Bro-Man and Sheneneh’s associates, Laquita, Keylolo and Bonquisha.

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