Adam Levine Really Let Himself Go During Quarantine
Maroon 5 singer and sex symbol Adam Levine has turned into a tub of goo after 1 month in quarantine.
On March 1, Levine was a lean 5 foot 11 and 170 lbs. After 1 month in seclusion, eating nothing but junk food, sugar, gummy bears and Kool aid, Levine ballooned up to 185 pounds. Even more shocking is the fact that Levine shrunk 3 inches in height.
All of that sugar has rotted out Levine’s teeth leaving him with a Jack o Lantern smile. “Yes I guess I overdid it” said Levine. “For 30 days straight, I ate nothing but candy, pork rinds, spicy Cheetos, diet mountain dew, and pop rocks.”
Levine went into seclusion in his palatial estate in Los Angeles and has spent his time binge watching TV and binge eating junk food.
“I have my servants bring the food to me and leave it outside the front door. I then send my wife to bring it into my ‘safe room’. I have not seen the light of day in a month and i have been watching ‘Tiger King’ and other sick diseased documentaries while masturbating furiously. I stopped working out, I am a mess man, but I have to say, I am kind of loving this.”
